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  1. Tom Keats said:


    I guess Forrest never noticed the chart under the
    chocolate box lid.

    cheers,
    Tom

    Screw the chart....if he were a chart reader, he would never have
    founded "Bubba Gump Shrimp". He would have never been a Shrimp boat
    captain...or a ping pong champion or had Lil' Forrest. Now wouldn't
    that be a shame.

    Maybe we are all just feathers floatin' on a breeze.... never knowing
    where we might land. Hopefully we don't land on our head. That's where
    the helmet issue can come into play. Take it away helmet heads.

    I love Forrest. He found his destiny without a chart.

    Mama, what's my destiny???

    Maggie

  2. Rich said:
    Bill said:
    Maggie said:

    As long as Ernest T doesn't throw rocks....we're doing ok.
    Maggie


    Too far to throw.
    Bill (Ernest T. Bass???)

    This is supposed to be misc, not an exclusive roadies board, and I
    give you "MISC".

    Who mentioned anything about roadies? Add why do you think everyone
    that disagrees with you, or thinks you're an idiot, is a roadie? And
    what's wrong with riding bikes on the road anyway?

    Rich

    There is nothing wrong with roads, since they get me there and do
    provide useful exercise. I just tend to go places that would kill a
    700cm road bike with a pinch flat within a few hundred feet. My 27"
    French Motobecane is OK for most of this but all I have for a left pedal
    is a stub since I can't find a left hand threaded French metric pedal.
    Sometimes I do purely road stuff like a metric century, 62+ miles, last
    week, and there were no off road areas. Mostly though I am a random
    rider and will divert to anything that looks interesting. People
    disagree with me for an occasional ride on the left where there is no
    bike lane and plenty of big rigs. Some people just quote "The law is the
    law, so follow it." as if the lawmakers had every circumstance in mind.
    I have met a number of road riders and usually manage to have a pleasant
    encounter whether riding or taking a shade break. It is hot here with
    few trees so they are the 'Water coolers' of the road where people stop
    to chat and cool down.
    Bill

  3. Fritz M said:
    Maggie said:

    My boss is out of the office today and I am looking for some first-rate
    reading material.

    Okay, here you go:

    http://cycledog.blogspot.com/

    Sorry my attention span would not tolerate that. I read the first three
    lines and quit. A touch of ADD here. ;-)
    Where's the Tylenol?

    Maggie

  4. Maggie said:

    Sorry my attention span would not tolerate that.

    Sorry about that -- I didn't realize that Cycledog and Fat Cyclist both
    have gone serious this week. Start with "Bike Commuting Excuses -
    Oklahoma Style."

    http://cycledog.blogspot.com/2005/09/bike-commuting-excuses-oklahoma-style.html

    RFM

  5. 28 Sep 2005 10:23:42 -0700,
    <[email hidden]>,

    Maggie said:

    Screw the chart....if he were a chart reader, he would never have
    founded "Bubba Gump Shrimp". He would have never been a Shrimp boat
    captain...or a ping pong champion or had Lil' Forrest. Now wouldn't
    that be a shame.

    No, Maggie, that would be reality.
    I think it's time you learned that Forrest Gump is a fictional
    character. I know it seems cruel to just come out and break it to you
    like that but you're a supposed to be a big person now.
    Don't take it too hard.
    --
    zk

  6. Zoot Katz said:

    28 Sep 2005 10:23:42 -0700,
    <[email hidden]>,

    Maggie said:

    Screw the chart....if he were a chart reader, he would never have
    founded "Bubba Gump Shrimp". He would have never been a Shrimp boat
    captain...or a ping pong champion or had Lil' Forrest. Now wouldn't
    that be a shame.

    No, Maggie, that would be reality.
    I think it's time you learned that Forrest Gump is a fictional
    character. I know it seems cruel to just come out and break it to you
    like that but you're a supposed to be a big person now.
    Don't take it too hard.
    --
    zk

    NO!! NO!!! SAY IT'S NOT TRUE!!! PLEASE.

    Maggie.. (Drowning in a pool of sadness and despair.)

  7. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Maggie said:


    Tom Keats said:


    I guess Forrest never noticed the chart under the
    chocolate box lid.

    cheers,
    Tom

    Screw the chart....

    The first thing some folks do when they get their new
    TV or whatever home from the Big Box Store and unpack
    it is: throw away the manual. Then the third or fourth
    thing they do is to call up the warranty service people
    to drop by and make it work. Often that simply entails
    plugging the damn'd thing in.

    I'll allow sometimes there's a certain glamour to throwing
    caution and instruction to the wind, and just proceeding.
    Sometimes that approach even works. But often, to be
    forewarned is to be four-armed.

    In some circles (but not mine <g>😉, uttering "screw the chart"
    is tantamount to blasphemy. Some folks make a living by
    pointing at GANTT and HIPO charts during boring presentations.
    Maps & charts were practically & practical works of art during
    the Age of Exploration -- much of Cap'n George Vancouver's
    cartography of the west coast of North America is still in
    use today.

    Anyways, it's easy to note the square chocolates usually contain
    the tooth-cracker hard centres; the round ones are generally
    the soft ones.

    My mom had a weakness for chocolate-covered maraschinos.
    Pauline hates sweets; she says the recipe for chocolate is
    too much like the recipe for bar soap. But I can recharge
    her tolerance of me with my steak & kidney pie (a righteous
    splash of Newcastle Brown Ale makes it especially tasty) or
    a customized deli platter.

    cheers,
    Tom

    --
    -- Nothing is safe from me.
    Above address is just a spam midden.
    I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

  8. 29 Sep 2005 02:33:59 -0700,
    <[email hidden]>,

    Maggie said:
    Quoted message said:

    I think it's time you learned that Forrest Gump is a fictional
    character. I know it seems cruel to just come out and break it to you
    like that but you're a supposed to be a big person now.
    Don't take it too hard.

    NO!! NO!!! SAY IT'S NOT TRUE!!! PLEASE.

    Maggie.. (Drowning in a pool of sadness and despair.)

    If you're that far gone, read the book. It does a better job of
    character development except you'd probably be stuck with the image of
    Dustin Hoffman riding in the space capsule with a male ape named Sue.

    (Your idiot savant, Forrest, was the on-board back-up for the on-board
    back-up computer)
    --
    zk

  9. Maggie said:

    What is "in" this year in cycling clothes?

    It won't contribute much to the length of this thread but I know the
    answer to this one- me, of course. Think "timeless classic". <g>

    Regards,
    Bob Hunt

  10. While this was not intended to be a totally serious post, and a somewhat
    rhetorical one at that, it did get some interesting responses. Since it
    has "taken off" somewhat, let me clarify what I mean by irrelevant.

    Granted, posts concerning gas prices, which can raise the bicycling
    population, at least temporarily concern us. Ecological posts, which as
    the most efficient non-polluting form of transport, bicycling certainly
    has connections. And of course, SUV's which hog the roads and in the
    hands of the arrogant, certainly can involve us in the worst way.

    Note also that I am not referring to posts that start out legit then
    wander off into tangents both irrelevant and immaterial.

    But how does GW's involvement (or lack thereof) in hurricane relief, or
    the "bankruptcy of Americans" relate? Neither of these posts have
    anything to do with the subject of this group, board, or whatever you
    want to call it.

    BTW, although this post is not about bicycles per se, it does involve a
    bicycling newsgroup. So in that respect, at least, it has relevance. The
    the show go on. :-3)

    - -

    "May you have the winds at your back,
    And a really low gear for the hills!"

    Chris Zacho ~ "Your Friendly Neighborhood Wheelman"

    Chris'Z Corner
    http://www.geocities.com/czcorner

  11. I most certainly am a "fred', and F*****g proud of it, too!

    Quoted message said:

    Pblblblblblblb!

    - -

    "May you have the winds at your back,
    And a really low gear for the hills!"

    Chris Zacho ~ "Your Friendly Neighborhood Wheelman"

    Chris'Z Corner
    http://www.geocities.com/czcorner

  12. because
    ==========================
    "Chris Zacho "The Wheelman"" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    That the longest threads on this board have little to do with bicycling?

    - -

    "May you have the winds at your back,
    And a really low gear for the hills!"

    Chris Zacho ~ "Your Friendly Neighborhood Wheelman"

    Chris'Z Corner
    http://www.geocities.com/czcorner


    ==================================

    some people top post ... they just don't know that top posting is really
    bad.

    That is what I heard.

  13. Chris Zacho 'The Wheelman said:

    I most certainly am a "fred', and F*****g proud of it, too!

    Quoted message said:

    Pblblblblblblb!


    I can't count how many times I have been called a Fred on this
    newsgroup. Or Frederica. Among other things. ;-) And I am damn
    freaking proud of all the names I am called. Good and Bad. You see, I
    am an attention seeking drama queen. ;-)

    Pretty soon I will be talking Fat Ass SUV American gibberish. That
    gets plenty of attention. ;-) Or cycling clothes.

    Does Salvatore Ferragamo make Jerseys? I need one to go with my
    Ferragamo purse. And if Botega Venata came out with a line of cycling
    shoes, that would be awesome.

    BTW, this was a awesome righteous day for a ride. I had fun, fun, fun
    till my Daddy took my Bicycle away. ;-) House cleaning interferred
    with playtime. I'd rather be riding. Bummer.

    Maggie - Fashionista

  14. In Message-ID:<7ww%e.2696$794.1309@trndny01> posted on Sat, 01 Oct 2005

    13:52:03 GMT said:

    because
    ==========================
    "Chris Zacho "The Wheelman"" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    That the longest threads on this board have little to do with bicycling?

    - -

    "May you have the winds at your back,
    And a really low gear for the hills!"

    Chris Zacho ~ "Your Friendly Neighborhood Wheelman"

    Chris'Z Corner
    http://www.geocities.com/czcorner


    ==================================

    some people top post ... they just don't know that top posting is really
    bad.

    That is what I heard.

    I heard that top posting
    because that's where the cursor is,
    is like [censored] in your pants
    because that's where your [censored] is.
    --

    JK

  15. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Claire Petersky said:

    "Tom Keats" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Anyways, it's easy to note the square chocolates usually contain
    the tooth-cracker hard centres; the round ones are generally
    the soft ones.

    In his youth, my father used to work at a candy company, and he was pretty
    good at decoding the swirls on the top of the chocolates, the ones that let
    you know which one is which.

    That would make a kewl TeX typeface.
    And possibly, a programming language.

    cheers,
    Tom

    --
    -- Nothing is safe from me.
    Above address is just a spam midden.
    I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

  16. Maggie said:
    Chris Zacho 'The Wheelman said:

    I most certainly am a "fred', and F*****g proud of it, too!

    Quoted message said:

    Pblblblblblblb!


    I can't count how many times I have been called a Fred on this
    newsgroup. Or Frederica. Among other things. ;-) And I am damn
    freaking proud of all the names I am called. Good and Bad. You see, I
    am an attention seeking drama queen. ;-)

    Pretty soon I will be talking Fat Ass SUV American gibberish. That
    gets plenty of attention. ;-) Or cycling clothes.

    Does Salvatore Ferragamo make Jerseys? I need one to go with my
    Ferragamo purse. And if Botega Venata came out with a line of cycling
    shoes, that would be awesome.

    BTW, this was a awesome righteous day for a ride. I had fun, fun, fun
    till my Daddy took my Bicycle away. ;-) House cleaning interferred
    with playtime. I'd rather be riding. Bummer.

    Maggie - Fashionista


    Maggie,
    You just have to learn to ignore the 3---5 idiot/asses on this group,
    then you may be able to converse with some of the more rational people.
    I got ragged on for riding with jeans on...so what?
    Same for riding on the left side when safety, not law, made it the only
    choice.
    Again for riding a MTB and not a road bike to look like a Lance wannabe.
    Same thing for spending less than $100 on each bike and never even
    thinking about spending $6,000 on a bike.
    This group is .misc and that is what I post.
    Maybe those other half dozen should start their own newsgroup and call
    it rec.bicycles.ourwayornoway.
    Keep up the randomness.
    Bill Baka

  17. Bill said:

    Maybe those other half dozen should start their own newsgroup and call
    it rec.bicycles.ourwayornoway.
    Keep up the randomness.
    Bill Baka

    Hey, good idea......rec.bicycles.ourwayornoway. Or
    rec.bicyycles.Ourwayorthehighway. Maybe I will start
    rec.bicycles.wecanrespectyourview. ;-)

    Maggie

  18. Maggie said:
    Bill said:

    Maybe those other half dozen should start their own newsgroup and call
    it rec.bicycles.ourwayornoway.
    Keep up the randomness.
    Bill Baka

    Hey, good idea......rec.bicycles.ourwayornoway. Or
    rec.bicyycles.Ourwayorthehighway. Maybe I will start
    rec.bicycles.wecanrespectyourview. ;-)

    Maggie


    I wish!!!
    Bill


  19. Quoted message said:

    I wish!!!
    Bill

    Why not....wish...wishes sometimes come true. I doubt yours will
    though.
    This newsgroup thrives on debate. It is the DRAMA that makes it what it
    is. Whatever that is.

    Maggie

    A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody
    wishes you well.
    Dan Rather

  20. Maggie said:
    Quoted message said:

    I wish!!!
    Bill

    Why not....wish...wishes sometimes come true. I doubt yours will
    though.
    This newsgroup thrives on debate. It is the DRAMA that makes it what it
    is. Whatever that is.

    Maggie

    A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody
    wishes you well.
    Dan Rather


    Well put. I ride my way for my circumstances and certain people just
    have to be jerks about it. There are exceptions to just about every rule
    or law, like riding as far right as possible, riding wrong way facing
    oncoming semis, and other survival techniques, but it always offends
    somebody. If they saw how I drive a car (full throttle...brake...repeat)
    then they would be glad I ride a bike most of the time.
    Bill (putting on flame proof suit) Baka

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