Whats with all the mindless drone-like worship of electronic derailleurs on this forum? Cant anyone see that theyre just soulless, battery-powered abominations that suck the very life out of the cycling experience? I mean, seriously, who needs a derailleur that can shift gears with the precision of a Swiss watch when you can have one that requires actual human input and finesse? The clickety-click of a mechanical derailleur is music to my ears, a symphony of gears and cables that says Im a real cyclist, not some pampered, tech-obsessed poser.
And dont even get me started on the aesthetics - a traditional rear derailleur is a beautiful, intricate piece of engineering thats a joy to behold, with its delicate curves and precision-crafted components. Compare that to the bland, blob-like monstrosity of an electronic derailleur, with its awkward, angular lines and gaudy, flashing lights. Its like comparing a fine work of art to a kindergarteners plaything.
But no, Im sure all you electronic derailleur fanboys will just drone on and on about how theyre more efficient and require less maintenance and all that other nonsense. Well, let me tell you, efficiency is overrated. Wheres the fun in having a bike that shifts gears for you like a robot? Wheres the challenge? The satisfaction? Give me a good old-fashioned mechanical derailleur any day of the week.
And another thing - whats with all the whining about how mechanical derailleurs are soooo hard to adjust? Boo-hoo, you have to turn a few screws and tweak a few cables. Oh, the humanity! Its not like its rocket science or anything. In fact, adjusting a mechanical derailleur is an art form that requires skill, patience, and a deep understanding of the underlying mechanics. Its a badge of honor, a rite of passage for any serious cyclist.
So, all you electronic derailleur zealots out there, I ask you: whats wrong with a little bit of mechanical beauty in your life? Cant you see that a traditional rear derailleur is not just a functional component, but a thing of beauty, a work of art that deserves to be cherished and admired? Or are you just too busy worshiping at the altar of technology to notice?
And dont even get me started on the aesthetics - a traditional rear derailleur is a beautiful, intricate piece of engineering thats a joy to behold, with its delicate curves and precision-crafted components. Compare that to the bland, blob-like monstrosity of an electronic derailleur, with its awkward, angular lines and gaudy, flashing lights. Its like comparing a fine work of art to a kindergarteners plaything.
But no, Im sure all you electronic derailleur fanboys will just drone on and on about how theyre more efficient and require less maintenance and all that other nonsense. Well, let me tell you, efficiency is overrated. Wheres the fun in having a bike that shifts gears for you like a robot? Wheres the challenge? The satisfaction? Give me a good old-fashioned mechanical derailleur any day of the week.
And another thing - whats with all the whining about how mechanical derailleurs are soooo hard to adjust? Boo-hoo, you have to turn a few screws and tweak a few cables. Oh, the humanity! Its not like its rocket science or anything. In fact, adjusting a mechanical derailleur is an art form that requires skill, patience, and a deep understanding of the underlying mechanics. Its a badge of honor, a rite of passage for any serious cyclist.
So, all you electronic derailleur zealots out there, I ask you: whats wrong with a little bit of mechanical beauty in your life? Cant you see that a traditional rear derailleur is not just a functional component, but a thing of beauty, a work of art that deserves to be cherished and admired? Or are you just too busy worshiping at the altar of technology to notice?