Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Richard:

Didn't you mean to write... "I was just WONDERING, how much should I be doing to bicycle that much
on the freeway?" If this is what you are WONDERING, then I think you should be riding until you get
tired, then just pull over and take a nap. There is no need to stress the rivets. Have a nice life.
Good luck, because you'll need it. Have a [censored]' summer and don't ever change.

Sincerely, etc. Richard

"Richard Longwood" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

I am a new rider. I am known as "Mystery Flight Man," because my destination isn't decided until
long after takeoff, and because the amount of jet fuel in my legs is determined by purely random
processes, totally unrelated to any distance I might actually have to ride, and totally unrelated
to my pasta intake. I have never had a bicycle, ever. I am bicycling 40 - 70 kilometers a month on
a stationary bike with stone

wheels,

Quoted message said:

the kind that Fred Flintstone would use if he rode in the Tour de Bedrock. When I start riding I
always hum the pop hit "Incest With the Proper Stranger," which, at the time, is probably the
number 1 most revered song among world conflict management specialists, like myself. I was just
wonder, how much should I be doing to bicycle that much on the freeway?

Is

Quoted message said:

there a ratio between mileage on a stationary bike and mileage on the freeway? And is it
acceptable to bum a cigarette from a perfect stranger? And is it offensive is she suddenly looks
at me all serious and penitent

and

Quoted message said:

fumbles to light it up, filter-backwards? Oh yeah, one other thing, every time I start riding my
stationary bike, there's an earthquake or tidal

wave

Quoted message said:

or train wreck or killing spree that day, and it's just physically impossible for me to finish my
ride. What does this mean? Keep in mind that I take great pride in riding my stationary bike, as
well as in the amendment to my constitution that states that, if religion and war and marriage and
the plague and therapy were legal, then prostitution and

drugs

Quoted message said:

and killing celebrities had to be legal too. Do you have an opinion on

this

Quoted message said:

too?

Richard Longwood said:

I am a new rider. I am known as "Mystery Flight Man," because my destination isn't decided until
long after takeoff, and because the amount of jet fuel in my legs is determined by purely random
processes, totally unrelated to any distance I might actually have to ride, and totally unrelated
to my pasta intake. I have never had a bicycle, ever. I am bicycling 40 - 70 kilometers a month on
a stationary bike with stone wheels, the kind that Fred Flintstone would use if he rode in the
Tour de Bedrock. When I start riding I always hum the pop hit "Incest With the Proper Stranger,"
which, at the time, is probably the number 1 most revered song among world conflict management
specialists, like myself. I was just wonder, how much should I be doing to bicycle that much on
the freeway? Is there a ratio between mileage on a stationary bike and mileage on the freeway? And
is it acceptable to bum a cigarette from a perfect stranger? And is it offensive is she suddenly
looks at me all serious and penitent and

Quoted message said:

fumbles to light it up, filter-backwards? Oh yeah, one other thing, every time I start riding my
stationary bike, there's an earthquake or tidal wave or train wreck or killing spree that day,
and it's just physically impossible for me to finish my ride. What does this mean? Keep in mind
that I take great pride in riding my stationary bike, as well as in the amendment to my
constitution that states that, if religion and war and marriage and the plague and therapy were
legal, then prostitution and drugs and killing celebrities had to be legal too. Do you have an
opinion on this too?

Are you Emma Phillips With Blue Eyes' long lost gay brother?