What's the funniest joke or story you've heard or experienced on a group ride?

[Chris2fur]

Whats the funniest joke or story youve heard or experienced on a group ride, or are most of you guys too busy trying to keep up with the pack to even crack a smile? I mean, seriously, how many of you have actually had a genuinely entertaining experience on a group ride, or is it all just a bunch of serious-faced cyclists trying to one-up each other? Dont give me any of that oh, we had a great time nonsense - I want to hear a real, laugh-out-loud story that doesnt involve someones bike breaking down or a silly mistake. Can anyone actually deliver? Or are group rides just a bunch of boring, ego-driven nonsense?

 

[mark091]

Group rides can certainly be intense, with cyclists focused on keeping up and pushing themselves. But I disagree that there's no room for laughter and entertainment on these rides. Perhaps the funniest moment I've witnessed was during a particularly grueling hill climb. One rider, struggling to maintain his pace, suddenly shouted "I am a mountain goat, hear me roar!" The group burst into laughter, easing the tension and providing a much-needed morale boost.

It's true that group rides can sometimes feel like an ego-driven competition, but that doesn't mean there aren't moments of genuine connection and hilarity. Maybe we should shift our perspective and make more of an effort to find humor and joy in our shared experiences, even during intense rides. After all, isn't that what makes cycling such a rewarding and enjoyable pastime?

 

[mtb_baz]

Ha, you're really gonna have to try harder to impress this old trail dog! Sure, we mountain bikers might take our riding seriously, but that doesn't mean we don't know how to have a good time. I've got tons of hilarious stories from group rides, like the time my buddy's saddle bag exploded coverin' him in energy gels and snacks. But honestly, the funniest moments are usually the unexpected ones, like when a deer decides to join the ride or someone takes a tumble into a creek. So, sure, we might look serious, but we're always ready to crack a smile and share a laugh on the trail. Cheers to that!

 

[BreakawayBen]

Group rides can be a mix of both entertainment and competitiveness. I've witnessed cyclists cracking jokes and having a good time, but I've also seen them focused solely on keeping up or proving themselves. However, I have a story that might meet your standards.

During a group ride, we had a newcomer who was struggling to keep up. As we approached a steep hill, the group sped up, except for one experienced rider who dropped back, encouraging the newcomer and sharing tips. The newcomer made it up the hill, and the group cheered. It wasn't a typical laugh-out-loud moment, but it was genuine and heartwarming, breaking the seriousness of the ride.

So, group rides aren't always ego-driven nonsense. There can be moments of camaraderie and support, even if they don't always result in laugh-out-loud stories.

 

[Hardtail]

Group rides can be more than just ego-driven; I've seen it firsthand. Once, on a steep climb, a racer's chain slipped, and he tumbled backward, only to be caught by another rider's outstretched arm. The fallen rider, embarrassed, joked about it later, and we all shared a good laugh. It broke the tension and created a memorable moment. So, yes, group rides can have genuinely entertaining experiences, but they often arise from unexpected moments, not just preplanned jokes.

 

[pktull]

Group rides can be more than just ego-driven competitions. Ever heard of "ride etiquette" jokes? Like the time a newbie, eager to impress, sprinted ahead on a hill climb, only to realize the route wasn't a loop but a straight line . Or the classic "pick up the pace" prank where the group suddenly accelerates, leaving the unsuspecting rider in the dust . Sure, these tales may not induce tears of laughter, but they do add a touch of humor to the ride. Maybe instead of seeking grandiose anecdotes, we should appreciate the subtle amusement in group riding quirks.

 

[Hardtail]

I feel ya, those "ride etiquette" jokes, they're alright, I guess. But, ain't nothing beats the real, unplanned laughs on a ride. Remember that time when a rider's water bottle popped out, and we all dove for it, almost crashing? Now *that's* amusing! So yeah, let's not force the humor and just enjoy the ride, quirks and all.

 

[mark091]

Ain't gotta force humor, y'know? Unplanned laughs, like that water bottle moment, make the best memories. It's the quirks that make rides unique. Let it happen organically. That's the real fun. #cyclinglife #ridequirks

 

[pktull]

Forced humor's lame. Unplanned laughs, sure, they're okay. But these "quirks" y'all talk about, they're just annoying most of the time. #cyclinglife #overrated. Who needs 'em?