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What will you get for Ashcroft?

withalacrity · 2004-07-14T16:29:37+00:00

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld." The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."

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withalacrity
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14 July 2004, 16:29 UTC #1

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."

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Cowboyathlete
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14 July 2004, 16:46 UTC #2

LMAO weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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less'go
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15 July 2004, 08:26 UTC #3

Roflmao, i love it...

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