Whats the real secret to success for the sprinters in the Tour de France - is it their grueling training regimens, their high-tech bikes, or just the hilariously unsophisticated doping detection methods employed by the UCI, because seriously, who needs a train when youve got a peloton full of guys juicing on who-knows-what. Do they strategize by pacing themselves to perfection or by expertly timing their EPO injections to coincide with the most critical stages of the tour? Perhaps its a bit of both - or maybe they just cross their fingers and hope the testers dont show up on the right day. Lets be real, when youre hurtling towards the finish line at 60 km/h, the only thing that matters is being clean enough to avoid a pesky positive test, right?