Considering the amount of brainless riders Ive seen recently, Im starting to think some of you need a refresher on basic human physiology. What are the absolute most obvious symptoms of dehydration during a ride, especially when youre stuck behind a bunch of construction and cant even get a decent pace going? I mean, come on, do I really need to spell out that if youre cramping, stumbling, and cant even remember your own name, maybe you should drink some water? How do you recognize the signs that youre about to turn into a human prune, and whats the bare minimum you can do to avoid it? Dont give me any of that listen to your body nonsense - I want concrete, idiot-proof signs that even the most clueless rider cant ignore.