Ah, the age-old question: does the "comfort and support" of a cycling group act as a crutch for our overweight comrades, preventing them from reaching their full cardiovascular destiny?
Sure, it might be tempting to blame the "peloton of pity" for one's own lack of motivation. But let's be real, if someone's content with being a mediocre mile-muncher, it's got more to do with their internal struggles than the group's external ones.
After all, if we're being sarcastic here, shouldn't we also blame the "saddle of serenity" or the "chainring of complacency"? Or perhaps it's the "granny gear of giving up" that's really holding them back?
But in all seriousness, cycling groups can provide a safe space for riders of all shapes and sizes to grow, learn, and push themselves. And if that growth leads to a more positive mental state, then I'd say that's a win-win for everyone involved.
So, before we start pointing fingers at the "supportive shorts" of the cycling world, maybe we should take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask ourselves: are we doing everything we can to reach our own full potential?
Just a thought. Now, back to your regularly scheduled spandex-clad snark-fest.