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Published 12 November 2009
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Original author bianchi10
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12 November 2009, 01:27 UTC
#1
An army officer walks into a restroom then up to a stall to pee. next to him a navy man just finishes an zips up his pants and walks over to the mirror to comb his hair. Just then the Army officer walks over and washes his hands in the sink. The Navy man turns to walk out.....
Army officer: "That's gross!"
14 November 2009, 07:35 UTC
#2
A young fellow is washing his hands in the restroom. A Marine comes in and the child is awestruck. "Wow, mister" he says. "Are you a real Marine?"
The Marine says "I sure am kid. You want to wear my hat?"
Next a soldier walks in and the child, awestruck again, says "Gee mister, are you a real Army soldier?"
The soldier says "I sure am. You want to suck my ****?"
The child says "Oh no mister, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"
14 November 2009, 07:38 UTC
#3
[CENTER]JOIN THE MARINES
14 December 2009, 02:15 UTC
#4
Why do they always carry Marines onboard Navy ships?
Sheep would be too obvious.
14 December 2009, 05:01 UTC
#5
I pilot is heard over the radio talking to air trafic controll.
Pilot: ah center we are calibrating some sensitive equipment and would like to know the oficial time. (thats pilot code for "forgot to set the clock)
Trafic controler: well if your a civilian its 2:00 If your Navy its 14:00 if your airforce the big hand is on the 12 the little hand is on the 2
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