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[censored]-for-Brains Trailer Trash Dross who throw soiled nappies
out of car windows should be made to eat the contents of
said item on Live TV.
Hell, I'll even supply a Knife and Fork - or in this
case, Spoon.
Thankfully, I was left unsoiled from the said incident, but
only by performing a Dangerous Manoeuvre (tm) which in
itself could have been nasty because I had just become aware
of a large truck behind me. Unfortunately, in those
nanoseconds during which this all unfolded, my brain put
events together in the following order:-
[censored] [censored]! <swerve> [censored] - The truck!!
But all was ok, the truck was not as close behind me
as I feared.
I think I may give up cycling. It seems that these days,
whenever I go out, I see stuff that makes me dispair for the
human race; incidents like todays, or (more often) glancing
into a picturesque Norfolk Hedgerow as I pass, only to see
assorted mattresses, Bits-of-Car and the like. Sigh.
</vent>
I'll quietly get on with my work now. Thanks for allowing
me to vent.
--
Chris