[email hidden] (Matt) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:What inspired you to run in the london marathon?
A girl in a string bikini.
Quoted message said:What kind of training have you taken part in?
I squeeze one off several times a day.
Quoted message said:Is this your first marathon?
Nobody in their right mind would ever do a second one.
Quoted message said:Any tips to newcomers to long distance running?
Yes, you'll do better if you meet me out behind the bushes
for a "semen injection" before each race. It may not help
you, but it sure relaxes me.
Quoted message said:Why the LONDON marathon?
I like making fun of those lil' english queers.
Quoted message said:Are you running for a charity?
Yes, the "TheBillRodgers foundation".
Quoted message said:What time do you expect to record for the marathon?
Well I wasn't going to bring a tape recorder with me.
Quoted message said:Where are you from in Ireland?
Under a bridge.
Quoted message said:Where do you live now?
Closely guarded secret, if it got out I'd be overrun with
nosey fans.
Quoted message said:How long have you lived there?
Since 1467 AD.
Quoted message said:Name, Age?
The Bill Rodgers, ageless.
Quoted message said:be most appreciated if you could answer!
Answer.
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THANKS!
No thanks required, but a BJ would be nice.