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G.T. said:"Werehatrack" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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[Pontiac Aztek, super cheap]
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Unfortunately, the sloping rear roof does wierd things
to the cargo area. And it really is the most butt-ugly
thing out of Detroit in a very long time.
Oh yeah. Full glory:
pontiac.comgallery.jspOpen ↗
me=models_pric es&Location=HNav
That's some pictures of the current model, which
unbelievably, is not quite as awful-looking as the original.
Quoted message said:Yep, GM has the worst designers on the planet. Top 3
ugliest motor vehicles of the last decade, Aztek,
Avalanche, and any Cadillac.
I have to disagree. The Aztek is an easy winner, but the
Avalanche is not even in the same category (I find its looks
reasonable, and the concept clever):
chevrolet.comgallery.htmOpen ↗
And as for the Cadillacs, I understand that the "Art &
Science" design theory is not for everyone, but the newest
cars from them are very, very interesting.
The Seville, alas, is not quite as tidy as the original super-
crisp version:
cadillac.comgallery.jspOpen ↗
l=seville§ ion=colorExt
But the CTS is a very clever, very nice car. It looks even
better in person than in pictures:
cadillac.comgallery.jspOpen ↗
l=cts§ion= colorExt#
I attribute some of this to the fact that these seem to be
fairly low-angle shots (for drama! And excitement!) which do
not flatter the car as much as more normal views. Picture #5
in the above link is more like it.
Who is doing some really bad design? I'm still dubious about
the Chrysler 300 (nice car, clunky styling), and I think
that while Ford has done some very neat things with their
retro Mustang, that plumbing their back catalog for styling
is something that can't last long.
But the single worst designer of cars available to Americans
is probably Chris Bangle. Behold the BMW Z4:
bmw.comshowOpen ↗
room/z4/z4/ind ex.html
Note how the going-everywhere sheet metal creases cleverly
conspire to make a convertible two-seater look like
complete [censored]. Compare and contrast to the really pretty Z3
to see what the Z4 could have looked like if BMW had done
nothing at all.
Even the new 6-series isn't safe. Blandly acceptable from
the front, but its rear suffers from acute Bangleosis:
bmw.comshowOpen ↗
room/6series/c onvertible/index.html
The 5 and 7 series sedans are much less awful, mainly
because putting a stupid-looking trunk on them isn't quite
as painful, and it looks like they let someone else style
the sides. I have gotten used to the slightly odd
headlights, too.
The 3 series, especially the full-on M3 Coupe, are quite
nice cars.
Oh, and the X3? It thanks the Aztek every morning for making
the X3 look normal.
ObBike: Van Dessel. What are they doing? They used to make a
beautiful curved-tube road machine that was my dream ride,
and hang any weight penalties.
Now that frame is only available on their "Super Fly" moustache-
barred city bike. With a disc brake. Their current road
bikes have bland frames: vandesselsports.comvandesselsports.comOpen ↗
So I'm back to being in love with the Cervélo Soloist and
the demented
P3: cervelo.comSLTeam.htmlOpen ↗
No, really I just love the old Pinarello, honest,
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Ryan Cousineau, [email hidden]
sfu.cawiredcolaOpen ↗ President, Fabrizio
Mazzoleni Fan Club