Hello Slowhand Hussein, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can
hear me. Is there anyone at home?
: On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 03:08:42 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: <[email hidden]> wrote:
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:: Hello Nick Wise, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear
:: me. Is there anyone at home?
::
::: "Slowhand Hussein" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
::: news:[email hidden]...
:::: On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:28:15 +0300, Hulk <[email hidden]> wrote:
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::::: Slowhand Hussein wrote:
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:::::: On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:14:19 -0400, "Nick Wise"
:::::: <[email hidden]> wrote:
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::::::: "The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in
::::::: message news:[email hidden]...
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:::::::: max <[email hidden]> wrote:
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::::::::: You should make all of your usenet pists as soon as putting
::::::::: the water pipe down, since at this point all of you're
::::::::: thuoghts are unhindered by
::::::::: thought, and thus your more likely to rant truth thruogh
::::::::: you're higher state of conscieneness.
:::::::::
::::::::: Posts should be random, to ramdom groups, or even groups that
::::::::: you have never shown you'reself in before as the people who
::::::::: don't know you are more likely to reed you're posts becuase
::::::::: they don't know you are stoned
::::::::: and more likely to read your drivel this way.
:::::::::
::::::::: As for timing of post, make as many of your daily posts as
::::::::: possible right after your wake 'n bake in order to allow as
::::::::: much trolling time as
::::::::: possible. If you can you should set your alarm for 3am, take a
::::::::: few tokes, and post. Then go back to bed. When you get up
::::::::: later you will be
::::::::: post depleted, but your response level will stay elevatored as
::::::::: long as you can stay awake.
:::::::::
::::::::: Caution! Do not post late at night, past 8pm, unless you
::::::::: haven't smoked
::::::::: that day and will be able to stay awake to reaper the benefits
::::::::: of your post depletion. High amounts of posting can affect
::::::::: outward apperance of
::::::::: intelligent.
:::::::::
::::::::: A good and effective post shouldnt worry about frammar
::::::::: spelling or punktuation. If you are properly high hten your
::::::::: grand ideas and knawlege
::::::::: will ride your ora throught the internet and peoples will
::::::::: understand you
::::::::: regardless.
::::::::
:::::::: I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.
:::::::
::::::: And I refuse to respond to this obvious troll. And keep this
::::::: [censored] out of
::::::: a.n.s
:::::::
::::::
:::::: or else?...
:::::
::::: ...it will be posted to usenet instead of usnet.
:::::
:::: heh, we can't have THAT now
::::
::: What is this usenet? Can I catch minners in it?
::
:: seems you'd have a hard job to even catch a cold.
::
: i detect a british accent
jolly good show old bean.
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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
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em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
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"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling [censored] of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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