[email hidden] (runners4aliar) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:Oh why the heck not!
http://runners4amoron2004.rantweb.com
Runners for a chimp 2004We're running because he is a convicted criminal.
We're running because he used cocaine.
We're running because he is a draft dodging deserter.
And because of these despicable things and many more,
We're RUNNING FROM BUSH "From Start...To Finish"!http://www.RunForACorruptChimp.com
Run For monkees
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Actually, GWB is such an incompetent jerk that he can't even get the
support of
his own hometown newspaper:
"Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry
CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) - A weekly newspaper that bills itself as
President Bush's
hometown paper endorsed John Kerry for president, saying the
Massachusetts
senator will restore American dignity.
The Lone Star Iconoclast, which has a circulation of 425, said in an
editorial
dated Sept. 29 that Texans should rate the candidates not by hometown
or
political party, but by where they intend to take the country.
``Four items trouble us the most about the Bush administration: his
initiatives
to disable the Social Security system, the deteriorating state of the
American
economy, a dangerous shift away from the basic freedoms established by
our
founding fathers, and his continuous mistakes regarding Iraq,'' the
editorial
said.
The Iconoclast, established in 2000, said it endorsed Bush that year.
It also
said it editorialized in support of the invasion of Iraq, and
publisher W. Leon
Smith promoted Bush and the invasion in a British Broadcasting Corp.
interview,
believing Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction.
``Instead we were duped into following yet another privileged
agenda,'' the
editorial said.
The newspaper praised Kerry for ``30 years of experience looking out
for the
American people'' and lauded his background as ``a highly decorated
Vietnam
veteran.'' "
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George W. Bush (Dubya)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500
Past Work Experience
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* Got a felony arrest and conviction.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago White Sox.
With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments in Previous Positions
Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in
America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments As President
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in U.S. history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other
president in U.S. history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in U.S. history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in U.S. history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any president in U.S. history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused
to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S.
history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S.
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.
history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an
Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.
First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the human rights commission.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S.
history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S.
history.
First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and
then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less
than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months
I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure
in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in U.S. history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the
Civil War.
Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
Records and References
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of
war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
(they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
war-profiteering.)
We're Not in Lake Wobegon Anymore
By Garrison Keillor
Something has gone seriously haywire with the Republican Party. Once,
it was the party of pragmatic Main Street businessmen in steel-rimmed
spectacles who decried profligacy and waste, were devoted to their
communities and supported the sort of prosperity that raises all
ships.
They were good-hearted people who vanquished the gnarlier elements of
their party, the paranoid Roosevelt-haters, the flat Earthers and
Prohibitionists, the antipapist antiforeigner element. The genial
Eisenhower was their man, a genuine American hero of D-Day, who made
it
OK for reasonable people to vote Republican. He brought the Korean War
to a stalemate, produced the Interstate Highway System, declined to
rescue the French colonial army in Vietnam, and gave us a period of
peace and prosperity, in which (oddly) American arts and letters
flourished and higher education burgeoned-and there was a degree of
plain decency in the country. Fifties Republicans were giants compared
to todays'. Richard Nixon was the last Republican leader to feel a
Christian obligation toward the poor.
In the years between Nixon and Newt Gingrich, the party
migrated southward down the Twisting Trail of Rhetoric and sneered at
the idea of public service and became the Scourge of Liberalism, the
Great Crusade Against the Sixties, the Death Star of government, a
gang
of pirates that diverted and fascinated the media by their sheer
chutzpah, such as the misty-eyed flag-waving of Ronald Reagan who,
while
George McGovern flew bombers in World War II, took a pass and made
training films in Long Beach. The Nixon moderate vanished like the
passenger pigeon, purged by a legion of angry white men who rose to
power on pure punk politics. "Bipartisanship is another form of date
rape," says Grover Norquist, the Sid Vicious of the GOP. "I don't want
to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I
can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." The boy
has Oedipal problems and government is his daddy.
The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the
party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills,
faith-based
economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of
convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking
midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts
in
pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks,
Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong's moonwalk
was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the
rest of us, Newt's evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a
dull
and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of
secular
institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts
trying to walk. Republicans: The No1 reason the rest of the world
thinks
we're deaf, dumb and dangerous.
Rich ironies abound! Lies pop up like toadstools in the
forest! Wild swine crowd round the public trough! Outrageous
gerrymandering! Pocket lining on a massive scale! Paid lobbyists sit
in
committee rooms and write legislation to alleviate the suffering of
billionaires! Hypocrisies shine like cat turds in the moonlight! O
Mark