This was posted on rec.juggling, I thought here might be more
appropriate.
Quoted message said:FONTANA, Calif. -- A fray between rival unicycle gangs has left one
cyclist dead and at least eleven in an unsteady situation.
"It's part of a turf war between the Fontana Figure Eights and the San
Bernardino Velocipede Raptors," said police detective Donald Eversohm.
"One gang pedals into another's strip mall courtyard, and before you
know it the batons are flying."Police confiscated hundreds of juggling clubs, beanbags, flaming poi,
and devil sticks after the brawl."They're mostly circus wannabes and weekend Bozos seeking big-top
thrills and a few bucks by performing for shoppers," according to
Eversohm."But they're pathologically quick to anger, due to their hairtrigger
reflexes and power-bar diet," the detective added. "Instead of
gathering around and watching, I recommend that citizens keep their
distance.""Remember: despite their finesse, these guys are basically unbalanced."
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/national_stories/68
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