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Unicycle Turf War

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  1. This was posted on rec.juggling, I thought here might be more
    appropriate.

    Quoted message said:

    FONTANA, Calif. -- A fray between rival unicycle gangs has left one
    cyclist dead and at least eleven in an unsteady situation.
    "It's part of a turf war between the Fontana Figure Eights and the San
    Bernardino Velocipede Raptors," said police detective Donald Eversohm.
    "One gang pedals into another's strip mall courtyard, and before you
    know it the batons are flying."

    Police confiscated hundreds of juggling clubs, beanbags, flaming poi,
    and devil sticks after the brawl.

    "They're mostly circus wannabes and weekend Bozos seeking big-top
    thrills and a few bucks by performing for shoppers," according to
    Eversohm.

    "But they're pathologically quick to anger, due to their hairtrigger
    reflexes and power-bar diet," the detective added. "Instead of
    gathering around and watching, I recommend that citizens keep their
    distance."

    "Remember: despite their finesse, these guys are basically unbalanced."

    http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/national_stories/68

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  2. That's hilarious.

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  3. that wicked funny

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    unifreak7 said:

    IT makes me mad how skianduniaddict is so much better than me at
    street.
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    unifreak7 said:

    skianduniaddict kicks my ass at street
    -Shaun JOhanneson


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  4. i would have smakced that reporter in the head with a rubber chicken if
    i were a Figure Eighter.

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  5. haha thats great, i used to get the magazine all the time!!

    Chase

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