Snowing. Left home. 0.85 secs into journey and less than 5m from my front door I tumbled.
Fortunately I was wearing a helmet. Unfortunately it didn't protect my ankle. Fortunately no more than a bruise and I could continue on my way. Unfortunately when I arrived at my destination i found I had no keys. Fortunately I had time to ride home. Unfortunately I saw tire marks leading from my door to the crash site. Fortunately my keys were still at the crash site. Unfortunately my puncture repair kit had been run over.