Lesson 3:
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The
priest had a look and nearly had crashed the car. After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and
immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand.
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
looked up Psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek. Further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed about your role, as troll, you could well
miss a great opportunity.