Tim McNamara said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Tim McNamara said:If I take a piece of fabric and stretch it, the tighter I stretch it
for harder it feel to my thumb.
Wow. That was spectacularly bad writing and incompetent proofreading.
I'm embarrassed. I realize I speak American and not English, but
reading that you'd swear Japanese was my native language.
Dear Tim,
Nonsense.
You probably just did the kind of editing that computers encourage.
Replace "for" with "the" and stuff a comma in, if you like.
Then slap an "s" on "feel" and declare victory.
If you had a record of your editing, I'll bet that you'd find the
original missing phrases that were changed to improve things.
I only mentioned light editing when I quoted you because English
majors feel compelled to confess to violating the sanctity of the
written word as we scribble with noses "as sharp as a pen, and a table
of green fields."
(Google it if you want to see what's arguably the most mystifying,
what-the-hell passage in English literature. Or browse around for
comments on the discovery that bored French type-setters made over
2,000 mistakes in "Ulysses," many of which had been explained as Joyce
being brilliant.)
A few minutes ago, I silently inserted an apostrophe in another
poster's reply. I felt as daring and guilty as if I'd taken an inner
tube from a bike shop trash can and stuffed it into my pocket.
What you wrote was clear enough to be followed.
Here's an internet example of really bad editing:
In many online texts of "The Conduct of Life," Emerson's first
sentence mysteriously reads:
"It chanced during one winter, a few years ago, that our cities
wsing the theory of the Age."
Wsing?
What the hell? Ralph Waldo may not be the clearest writer, but "wsing"
has gotta be a typo.
Let's see . . . Using? Easing? Swing? Sang?
Nope.
It was written before typewriters, so maybe we need to look for nearby
letters in the etaoinshrdlu linotype instead of the modern qwerty
keyboard?
Nope.
But it must be a verb of some kind: "our cities something-ed the
theory of the Age."
You'd go mad trying to guess this riddle, so I'll reveal the answer,
which could not possibly be deduced. It wasn't a typo. It was a whole
block of missing words and letters. If you look, you can find the
correct text:
"It chanced during one winter, a few years ago, that our cities w
***ere bent on discuss***
ing the theory of the Age."
Like a lot of Ralph Waldo's writing, it still doesn't say much, but it
really was a coherent sentence until something bad happened to it,
either a terrible typesetter or an awful scanner.
Cheers,
Carl Fogel