A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it
reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his
announcements over the intercom.
"Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 254, non-stop from Louisville to Miami.
The weather ahead is good and we expect a smooth and uneventful flight.
So just sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence followed for several minutes.
Finally the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
gentlemen, I'm sorry for the earlier scare.
While I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee
and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Back in coach, a passenger said to the person next to him,
"That's nothing! He should see the back of mine!"
;D