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  1. <from cyclingnews.com>

    Quoted message said:

    Tasmanian carnivals announce scratchmen By Rod Morris

    Quoted message said:

    The quality of riders for this month's Telstra Country Wide Tasmanian


    Christmas Carnival Series has been highlighted with the >release of nine scratchmen.

    Quoted message said:

    Cycling Tasmania Senior Track Handicapper Peter Coventry finalised all heats


    and handicaps for the carnivals at Latrobe, >Launceston, Devonport and Burnie this week.

    Quoted message said:

    Coventry has announced the following riders will compete from the elite mark


    of scratch:

    Quoted message said:

    JAME CARNEY (USA): One of the most explosive sprinters America has produced.


    Has won a multitude of National >championships and has represented his country at the Olympic
    Games. Has won both the Devonport and Burnie Wheels and >wants to win Latrobe and Launceston to
    complete the set.

    "one of the most explosive sprinters America has ever produced" who rights this [censored]? J-Me goes fast
    when turning left in the fishbowls, but when was the last time he got a result with a right turn?

    Quoted message said:

    JEFF HOPKINS (New South Wales): Better known as "Hoppy" - this red-headed New


    South Welshman has based himself in >America this season where he has dominated the criterium
    circuits, rising to the No. 1 ranking. Has a tremendous scratch race >record in Tasmania but is yet
    to clinch one of the major wheelraces.

    Jittery [censored] Joes, "dominated the crit circuits", "No 1 Ranking" those three lines of text are
    probably the funniest [censored] I have read on cyclingnews.com all year. Please tell me who the [censored]
    writes this [censored], Hopkins was a non-factor at every race this year. Michelin doesn't count, all the
    good guys were already on vacation...

    Thank You, Rondechampion keeper of the truth

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