MASTERCARD wedding
You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep
appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
from
him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding
party, was a manila env! elope. He said this was his gift to
everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an
8x10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to
tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to
the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
annulled
first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
revenge...making
the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
reception,
and best of all, trashing the bride's ! and best man's reputations in
front
of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of
church
bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial
out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion..................................$ 3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui..............................$ 8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
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Was this a good one or what??!!
Alan
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