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  1. MASTERCARD wedding

    You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
    wedding
    that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
    newspaper and
    even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
    guests.
    After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
    for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
    He
    especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
    his new
    father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
    his deep
    appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
    from
    him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
    wedding
    party, was a manila env! elope. He said this was his gift to
    everyone, and
    asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an
    8x10
    glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
    gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
    detective to
    tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'
    reactions
    for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
    you!".
    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to
    the
    dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
    annulled
    first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the
    wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
    through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
    revenge...making
    the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
    reception,
    and best of all, trashing the bride's ! and best man's reputations in
    front
    of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of
    church
    bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial
    out of
    this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
    friends................$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the
    occasion..................................$ 3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
    Maui..............................$ 8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
    bride
    humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    MASTERCARD.

    .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Was this a good one or what??!!

    Alan

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  2. Alan said:

    MASTERCARD wedding


    (snip silly urban legend)

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    You be the judge, I'm gonna ride my bike

    Tom

  3. tcmedara said:
    Alan said:

    MASTERCARD wedding


    (snip silly urban legend)

    ....that's been around at least 6-7 years.

    Bill "machine?" S.

  4. On Mon, 31 May 2004 05:45:35 GMT, "S o r n i"

    may have said:
    tcmedara said:
    Alan said:

    MASTERCARD wedding


    (snip silly urban legend)

    ...that's been around at least 6-7 years.

    Near-verbatim for 4 years, antecedents back to the dawn of Fidonet,
    and it was just as much bunk then.

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