The Onion versus Lance Armstrong

Ryan Cousineau said:

R. Cousineau: Lance should consider battling alcoholism instead.

dumbass,

armstrong does like to get his drink on.

i heard the story of armstrong riding ragbrai, he would roll into town,
45 kph, shake some cancer kids hands, slam back a beer and boom roll
out, 400 watts. next town, shake, smile, beer, ride. bang bang bang.
next town, next town. all day.

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Ryan Cousineau said:

R. Cousineau: Lance should consider battling alcoholism instead.

dumbass,

armstrong does like to get his drink on.

i heard the story of armstrong riding ragbrai, he would roll into town,
45 kph, shake some cancer kids hands, slam back a beer and boom roll
out, 400 watts. next town, shake, smile, beer, ride. bang bang bang.
next town, next town. all day.

Damn! Get that man a bracelet!

Sounds like Armstrong hasn't so much defeated alcoholism as proven his
invincibility in the face of alcohol. Maybe he'll have to move on to the
LIVEHIGH lifestyle.

Myself, I would have been putting out about 220 watts, and puking on the
cancer kids around the third stop,

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