The mouse that will roar

Boost in mystery muscle creates endurance mice

Helen Pearson/Nature doi:10.1038/news070102-1

A genetic tweak has converted mice into endurance runners by enriching a
little-known form of muscle fibre. The discovery could help boost sporting
abilities, ...

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The French love cheese. The French love bicycling. We make an army of
mutant supermice to eat their cheese and take over their sport. They would
be reduced to a state of constant, weepy depression, except they already
are anyway.

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--
Bill Asher