A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says
the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which the young man
wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's
really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night."
We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out after
that. And I have a feeling that I'm going to get lucky, so you better
give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He
begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl
leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious
person."
He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father
was a pharmacist."
;D