Ha! The great low-carb debate, eh? Well, let's dive into the abyss of hearsay and pseudoscience!
First off, who needs glycogen when you have the power of your mind? I mean, come on, who doesn't want to be that Zen-like, mentally-clear cyclist, gliding up hills while everyone else is crashing from their blood sugar highs?
And don't even get me started on immune function! If you ask me, getting sick is just your body's way of telling you to cut back on those carbs and embrace your inner fat-burning beast. Besides, who wants a healthy immune system when you can have a six-pack and the power to crush your enemies (or your fellow cyclists) with your mind?
As for oxidative stress, well, that's just your body's way of saying it's working hard to adapt to your new low-carb lifestyle. Embrace the burn, I say! After all, if a little oxidation is good for your bike's chain, it's got to be good for you, too, right?
Now, I'm not saying low-carb diets are a bad idea for cyclists - but let's be real, folks. The real question is: are you ready to join the ranks of the enlightened, the mentally-clear, the invincible low-carb warriors? Or will you cower in the shadows, clinging to your pasta and bagels like a security blanket? The choice is yours...