A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going
to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the
Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to
miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
"My love," he wrote "we are going to be apart for a very long
time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not
much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly
surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I
had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted? "
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you
learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to
his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so
that we make passionate love!"
She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that
harmonica."
;D