Is Eddie ready yet to take the Eddie show on the road? Eddie has been working at perfecting it for the past several years. I do not think Eddie is quite up to the mark yet, but he does now respond to his every cue right on schedule like Pavlov's dogs. With only a little more refinement Eddie will be ready to go.
The main thing Eddie has got to stop is his eternal whining. The public will soon tire of that. They want to see repartee and some wit, not just a long caterwauling wail. Complaint must be leavened with humor, or else it will not do at all well. One would not want to take the Eddie show on the road and have it fail for want of intellect.
Is Eddie ready yet to take the Eddie show on the road? Eddie has been working at perfecting it for the past several years. I do not think Eddie is quite up to the mark yet, but he does now respond to his every cue right on schedule like Pavlov's dogs. With only a little more refinement Eddie will be ready to go.
The main thing Eddie has got to stop is his eternal whining. The public will soon tire of that. They want to see repartee and some wit, not just a long caterwauling wail. Complaint must be leavened with humor, or else it will not do at all well. One would not want to take the Eddie show on the road and have it fail for want of intellect.
Is Eddie ready yet to take the Eddie show on the road? Eddie has been working at perfecting it for the past several years. I do not think Eddie is quite up to the mark yet, but he does now respond to his every cue right on schedule like Pavlov's dogs. With only a little more refinement Eddie will be ready to go.
The main thing Eddie has got to stop is his eternal whining. The public will soon tire of that. They want to see repartee and some wit, not just a long caterwauling wail. Complaint must be leavened with humor, or else it will not do at all well. One would not want to take the Eddie show on the road and have it fail for want of intellect.
Regards,
Perry B - Minnesota
Actually, I think this would be ill-advised at this juncture. Children even though geriatrics should be accompanined by a responsible adult. Generally, wisdom comes with age, but in Ed's case, age made the journey solo. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Until Ed grows up, it would be in his own best interests to remain a stationary recluse.
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JimmyMac said:
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Is Eddie ready yet to take the Eddie show on the road? Eddie has been working at perfecting it for the past several years. I do not think Eddie is quite up to the mark yet, but he does now respond to his every cue right on schedule like Pavlov's dogs. With only a little more refinement Eddie will be ready to go.
The main thing Eddie has got to stop is his eternal whining. The public will soon tire of that. They want to see repartee and some wit, not just a long caterwauling wail. Complaint must be leavened with humor, or else it will not do at all well. One would not want to take the Eddie show on the road and have it fail for want of intellect.
Regards,
Perry B - Minnesota
Actually, I think this would be ill-advised at this juncture. Children even though geriatrics should be accompanined by a responsible adult. Generally, wisdom comes with age, but in Ed's case, age made the journey solo. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Until Ed grows up, it would be in his own best interests to remain a stationary recluse.
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Is Eddie ready yet to take the Eddie show on the road? Eddie has been working at perfecting it for the past several years. I do not think Eddie is quite up to the mark yet, but he does now respond to his every cue right on schedule like Pavlov's dogs. With only a little more refinement Eddie will be ready to go.
The main thing Eddie has got to stop is his eternal whining. The public will soon tire of that. They want to see repartee and some wit, not just a long caterwauling wail. Complaint must be leavened with humor, or else it will not do at all well. One would not want to take the Eddie show on the road and have it fail for want of intellect.
Regards,
Perry B - Minnesota
Now you see why Perry Butler is mired in high school teaching. His intellect never got beyond that level. But imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
