Whats the point of training for a triathlon if most of you are only going to get utterly destroyed by actual professional endurance athletes, I mean lets be real, unless youre Olympic-bound youre just doing it to stroke your own ego, and as for the well-rounded athletic profile nonsense, isnt that just code for Im way too slow to compete in a single-sport event so Ill just do three mediocre disciplines instead, and dont even get me started on the way triathletes always try to one-up each other with their garish bikes and way-too-expensive gear, isnt the whole point of endurance training supposed to be about pushing yourself, not flashing your cash, so whats really driving this triathlon obsession, and more importantly, whats the real endgame for all this supposedly well-rounded training, a participation trophy, perhaps?