Instead of all the nonsense with doping here is the new plan.
TDF 2008
Two classes
Goup A TDF ELITE:
All of our favorite clean racers head to head for three thousand miles.
Group B TDF OPEN MODIFIED:
Run what cha brung
Testosterone patches in all the feed bags
Blood transfusion on restdays
Cute little EPO energy bars shaped like
the country of France
Maybe even a Madmax battle stage in
the alps
Barry Bonds as the Honorary Race Director
The amphetamines popping like skittles
And for the finish:
All four jersey owners..Yellow, Mountain, Sprinter,
and Best young rider then have a cage fight
to decide the general classification winner
My money's on Jan Ullrich for the overall