A guy is driving by a house and see's a sign saying, "Talking Dog For Sale"?
He goes to the front door and asks where's the dog for sale, the man says in the back yard.
So he goes round to the back yard and see's the dog, a labrador retreiver, are you the talking dog he asks, yep says the dog, well tell me your story, says the guy.
I was very young when I discovered I could talk say's the dog, so I told the CIA about my talent, pretty soon I was jetting around the world sitting in rooms eaves dropping on all sorts of stuff.
Nobody thought a dog could talk and I just sat with spies and diplomats, world leaders, I was one of the CIA's best kept secrets and one of their best spies for eight years.
I got a bit fed up with that, the jetting around was making me pretty tired, so I asked if I could do some local work.
I was assigned to the local airport, I just used to sit around listening to people talk and if I saw someone who looked suspicious I would sit and listen to what was going on.
I uncovered a lot of very bad stuff and got awarded a whole bunch of medals.
After a couple of years I left that job, got married and had a messs of puppies, now I'm retired, I just sit around here and have a lazy time?
The guy is amazed and goes round front and asks the man selling the dog, how much for the dog?
Ten Dollars says the man, what exclaims the guy why are you selling him so cheap?
Well says the man he's a great big liar, he never did any of that stuff?