Turning on the TV for the early morning news, all I can see is coverage of some jumped up Pollack Peasant, lately Chief Witch Doctor and leader of the Chubby Choirboy Lover's Club, being launched aloft for his share of the putative "Pie in the Sky when you Die" scam that the godmongers have been peddling for the last few millenniae.
Firkin' disgraceful - especially as there doesn't seem to be any coverage scheduled of tomorrow's Royal Wedding.
Camilla? Now there's a chick that knows how to go the distance and end up on the top of the Podium.
