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Stupid people tricks

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  1. Just when I thought I saw it all...some dumbass at the gym decides he
    wants to be different (read STUPID) so gets one of those big exercise
    balls that are all the rage these days and places it under a bar at a
    smith machine. I watch out of curiosity wondering what this wingnut
    could be attempting. Sure enough...he loads a few plates on the bar and
    lays, back down, on the ball to do some presses. As soon as he started
    pushing the bar up the ball squirted out from under him, he had the bar
    off the hooks but managed to turn the bar back in so it caught the next
    set of hooks. I laughed my rear off...I blame the trainers more than
    the person as it's the trainers who push the use of these balls as if
    they got royalties for their use. I see idiots stnading on them doing
    curls or raises or all sorts of stupid things.

    It certainly made my night !

  2. gman99 said:

    Just when I thought I saw it all...some dumbass at the gym decides he
    wants to be different (read STUPID) so gets one of those big exercise
    balls that are all the rage these days and places it under a bar at a
    smith machine. I watch out of curiosity wondering what this wingnut
    could be attempting. Sure enough...he loads a few plates on the bar and
    lays, back down, on the ball to do some presses. As soon as he started
    pushing the bar up the ball squirted out from under him, he had the bar
    off the hooks but managed to turn the bar back in so it caught the next
    set of hooks. I laughed my rear off...I blame the trainers more than
    the person as it's the trainers who push the use of these balls as if
    they got royalties for their use. I see idiots stnading on them doing
    curls or raises or all sorts of stupid things.

    It certainly made my night !

    I see the ball-bench-press all the time at the gym...and our smith
    machine has no safety stops and goes all the way down...it's going to
    end in tears (or blood or faeces or some other bodilly fluid being
    forcibly squirted from the fitness morons doing it when the bar falls on
    them).

    Ari

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  3. Charles said:
    gman99 said:

    Just when I thought I saw it all...some dumbass at the gym decides


    he

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    wants to be different (read STUPID) so gets one of those big


    exercise

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    balls that are all the rage these days and places it under a bar at


    a

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    smith machine. I watch out of curiosity wondering what this wingnut
    could be attempting. Sure enough...he loads a few plates on the bar


    and

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    lays, back down, on the ball to do some presses. As soon as he


    started

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    pushing the bar up the ball squirted out from under him, he had the


    bar

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    off the hooks but managed to turn the bar back in so it caught the


    next

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    set of hooks. I laughed my rear off...I blame the trainers more than
    the person as it's the trainers who push the use of these balls as


    if

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    they got royalties for their use. I see idiots stnading on them


    doing

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    curls or raises or all sorts of stupid things.

    It certainly made my night !

    While the stunt you saw was high on the 'pratt' scale, and there are
    many other instances of inappropriate use of the 'Swiss Ball/Exercise
    Ball, we shouldn't overlook the fact that it is a very versatile


    piece

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    of kit, and really quite useful, particularly in a gym that is not
    overly well equipped.

    I use them to do abdom crunches, reverse crunches, deep squats, hyper
    extensions, reverse hyper extensions, horizontal press ups and


    oblique

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    curls. The 'ball' is very good for exercising the core muscles,
    incorporates all the stabilisers, assists with balance and as an


    added

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    bonus, is a great deal more comfortable than a hard bench or the
    floor.

    I use dumbbells with most of the above exercises, as I did with my
    abdoms and deep squats during my workout today. I can highly


    recommend

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    this item of kit, which may be particularly useful to those


    exercising

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    at home.

    Have a great weekend - I intend to!! ;o)

    TFIF!!

    The latest trend among personal trainers at my gym is to have their
    clients do almost every exercise standing on one leg. I watched one
    trainer working with someone who was a complete beginner and he had the
    client do standing dumbbell press on 1 leg. The client was staggering
    around like crazy gradually heading for the large mirrored wall in
    front of them!


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    The latest trend among personal trainers at my gym is to have their
    clients do almost every exercise standing on one leg. I watched one
    trainer working with someone who was a complete beginner and he had


    the

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    client do standing dumbbell press on 1 leg. The client was


    staggering

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    around like crazy gradually heading for the large mirrored wall in
    front of them!

    And they wonder why people give up so easily...ever hear of the basics
    ?? KISS principle ?? Trainers are like new IT people...dime a dozen and
    most don't know a thing.

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