Can we all just take a step back and acknowledge that the concept of swim endurance and speed is just a myth perpetuated by sadistic swim coaches and masochistic triathletes? I mean, seriously, who actually enjoys swimming laps in a pool for hours on end? And dont even get me started on the whole its a great workout argument - have you seen the calorie burn on a stationary bike? Its like, hello, you can get the same physical benefits without having to inhale half the pools water supply. But I digress. Assuming were all just gluttons for punishment, what are some actual strategies for improving swim endurance and speed that dont involve selling your soul to the swim gods or spending an entire paycheck on fancy swim gear?