Just a few of interest from: Flame Warriors
Stone Deaf Stone Deaf is one of the few truly invincible
Warriors because nothing can shatter his impenetrable armor
of non recognition. His primitive battle strategy is
maddening effective; he simply refuses to acknowledge any
arguments he doesn't like. Kung-Fu Master can hammer away
with devastating blows, Cyber Sisters can screech in full
throat and Profundus Maximus can expound until he drops, but
Stone Deaf remains utterly oblivious as he advances his
dogged and often repetitious attacks. In the early stages of
battle a wide array of Warriors will fling themselves at
Stone Deaf, but inevitably they fall back exahusted or lose
interest when they see that their best weapons have no
effect. His only real enemy is Admin, who has the power to
eject him from the discussion forum.
Rebel Without a Clue Rebel Without a Clue's deep seated and
infantile hostility to authority motivates his random and
seemingly gratuitous attacks on list owners, SysOps and
anyone else who attempts to maintain a modicum of order and
civility in discussion forums. Differing markedly from Rebel
Leader, he is unattached to any cause other than petulance
for its own sake, and will therefore seldom inspire general
insurrection. In his frequent and ineffectual attacks on the
established order he will often cite the Bible, or the US
Constitution to support incoherent arguments. Rebel Without
a Clue NEVER reads forum FAQs, and loudly decries as fascism
any enforcement whatsoever of forum rules.
Yuk Yuk Apparently there is no joke too lame, too lurid or
too inappropriate for Yuk Yuk, and he's absolutely
determined to share with you every gobbet of stale drollery,
every tired urban legend and every goofy web site on the
internet. Yuk Yuk seldom contributes to any discussion,
preferring instead to forward witticisms and bon mots culled
from his voluminous archive. Of course, should other
Warriors object to his off topic inanities they are accused
of lacking a sense of humor.
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