On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 22:55:28 -0700, Mark Hickey <[email hidden]>
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I think it'll turn up and they'll get it back. Eventually. 'Specially if they talk nice and civil to the police.
And if they don't get it back, it just means that there's one MORE Hummer on the road soon (the one that replaces the one that's now being driven by someone who probably couldn't have afforded it if it wasn't hot).
Hopefully, like many other cars stolen in Canada, it will turn up overseas somewhere in the Balkans or states of the former USSR. -- zk
(now you all have to figure out if I'm anti-Canadian or sexist)
Oh, why not both?
;-)
I do admit the sigmonster did not come up with this one unprompted.
-- Dane Buson - z u v e m b i @ u n i x b i g o t s . o r g "Of _course_ I like women. Historically, man has _always_ been attracted to Evil." - Timothy McClanahan
On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:58:20 -0800, [email hidden]
(Tom Keats) said:
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I guess i'm just BAD... if only i could use my powers for good instead of evil.
There's something decliciously alluring and demure about evil Montreal women.
They aren't really evil, they just dress that way.
Alluring, is definitely the Montreal look. Demure, OTOH, probably means they're tourists or recent transplants. -- zk
Consider the source, folks. Zoot has in the past confessed to lusting after punk goth biker chicks in work boots. (No offense intended to any alluring Montreal females. <g>😉
Consider the source, folks. Zoot has in the past confessed to lusting after punk goth biker chicks in work boots. (No offense intended to any alluring Montreal females. <g>😉
It was the holes in the knees of their stockings which most intrigued me until I noticed the hardware in their lips.
There's a definite style sense in Montreal. After spending any length of time there, Kansas will never be the same. -- zk
"Zoot Katz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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There's a definite style sense in Montreal. After spending any length of time there, Kansas will never be the same.
I think you have it. To be fair Montreal women are no prettier than any others. But their sense of style is unequalled.
From Zoot's description, I think "unmatched" might be a better word.
Mark "not that there's anything WRONG with stainless steel facial accessories and work boots" Hickey Habanero Cycles http://www.habcycles.com Home of the $795 ti frame
It was the holes in the knees of their stockings which most intrigued me until I noticed the hardware in their lips.
There's a definite style sense in Montreal. After spending any length of time there, Kansas will never be the same. -- zk
There's an old phrase that is still occasionally used to describe an unattractive person- s/he looks like s/he was hit in the face with a bag of nickels. I guess that if those nickels had become embedded, they'd be beauty marks in Montreal. <g>
It was the holes in the knees of their stockings which most intrigued me until I noticed the hardware in their lips.
There's a definite style sense in Montreal. After spending any length of time there, Kansas will never be the same.
There's an old phrase that is still occasionally used to describe an unattractive person- s/he looks like s/he was hit in the face with a bag of nickels. I guess that if those nickels had become embedded, they'd be beauty marks in Montreal. <g>
Possibly might catch on.
I have to admit it took me a while to put two and two together. The holes in their stockings just showed that they were skater-babes and apparently not very skilled ones.
On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:58:20 -0800, [email hidden]
(Tom Keats) said:
>I guess i'm just BAD... if only i could use my powers for good instead >of evil.
There's something decliciously alluring and demure about evil Montreal women.
They aren't really evil, they just dress that way.
Alluring, is definitely the Montreal look. Demure, OTOH, probably means they're tourists or recent transplants. -- zk
Consider the source, folks. Zoot has in the past confessed to lusting after punk goth biker chicks in work boots. (No offense intended to any alluring Montreal females. <g>😉
Bob wrote: (clip)(No offense intended to any alluring Montreal females. <g>😉 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Marlene wrote: hey, none taken... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So, you admit you're alluring. It's not just me, then.
"Mark Hickey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Marlene Blanshay said:
But I was BWAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right for having one of those tanks anyways...every time I see one of those things i just roll my eyes.
So I wuz riding my Huffy to the grocery store and there wuz a guy who was complaining cuz his $2000 bike got ripped off. But I wuz BWAHAHAHA! Serves him right for wasting so much money.
"Jeff Starr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Marlene Blanshay said:
Today i had a chuckle... there was a story on the news about a couple from NYC who came up here for a holiday (Montreal). While they were here their HUMVEE (Valued at 65K) was stolen from the garage of the Queen Elizabeth Hotel. The big story was that they feel they weren't treated well by the police (this ia a huge auto theft city).
But I was BWAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right for having one of those tanks anyways...every time I see one of those things i just roll my eyes.
it turns out that the most popular car for thieves is actually Honda Civic.
Geez, while I think that the Hummer is one of the most useless vehicles there is, I still see nothing humorous in one being stolen.
It is amazing that at least two replies want to make this political.
What I don't understand, Marlene, is this "serves you right" mean streak that you occasionally display. Is that who you really are? Do you enjoy seeing others suffer misfortune? I hope not.
I dislike the Hummer, not because it pollutes, but because they are hartd to see around. If I needed an suv in that price range, I would look at Land Rovers.
Life is Good! Jeff
The wealth of the few is based upon SERIOUS poverty of many. The current distribution of wealth in our civilization is evil.
The wealth of the few is based upon SERIOUS poverty of many. The current distribution of wealth in our civilization is evil.
It's been that way since we first had civilization, even under systems like Marxism, where everyone is supposed to be equal, there are those that are more equal then others......
Power equals money, and money equals power, and people can be greedy for both. This is why big shot drives a hummer in the first place, it's big, it's expensive and shows off his money and power......
