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Sleeping with Rachel Ray

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  1. And below, is the perfect example of what we
    call a DORK.
    Most people don't know the literal translation of a dork.
    One definition accepted is the blue whale's penis, the largest in the world.

    Quoted message said:

    OK,

    I admit it. It happened. This was pre fame rachel. This was also before
    she started doing her little cooking segments on local news.
    She was always cute, and she was much more toned down than she is now.

    The detals:

    She was fun in bed. Her breasts are small, and they have an odd shape.
    She does trim her [censored], but keeps a natural triangle shape, not
    over-trimmed trim.
    Her [censored] is fairly small, and tight. She has a bubble ass.
    She did not give me a hummer. I did taste her [censored], as it was clean,
    and had a mild scent as well as a mild flavor. She has no problem
    reaching orgasm.
    I did come inside of her, but I did use a condom. We had sex several
    times
    over a four month period. She did cook for me. The food was OK.
    She had no idea she would acheive the level of fame she has,
    as she was very down to earth, and a fun lover.

    I saw her at a book signing in NY recently. She gave me a big hug, and
    was
    truely glad to see me. I wish her all the best, her husband is a lucky
    guy.

    That is all,
    -R

  2. Quoted message said:

    I wish her all the best, her husband is a lucky guy.

    How sweet of you to say that.... BOZO.
    <plonk>

    --

    Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

  3. Kent said:

    And below, is the perfect example of what we
    call a DORK.

    pot --> kettle --> black

  4. Quoted message said:

    OK,

    Uh huh, sure. Then you woke up, found out you was alone with your
    rosy-palmed right hand as always.

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