Seminar is full

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Dave said:

The next two GlowLife Seminars on Bing Han Ginseng are full. There will be
more in a city near you soon, for those who wish to learn about something
very
special. Bing Han Refined Ginseng Powder is a "saviour" for us all.

More like a savior to your bank account.

It never ceases to amuse me how those alties who castigate doctors and
pharmaceutical companies for making money are just as anxious to get the
green themselves.
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Orac |"A statement of fact cannot be insolent."
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|"If you cannot listen to the answers, why do you
| inconvenience me with questions?"

"Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

The next two GlowLife Seminars on Bing Han Ginseng are full.

We knew they wefre full of something before you posted this.

Quoted message said:

There will be
more in a city near you soon,

Let me know, and I will not use the oversized pay toilet in Herald Square so
you can have it as a meeting place. Only $0.50 for ten minutes, and it is
automatically cleaned after every use.

Quoted message said:

for those who wish to learn about something
very
special. Bing Han Refined Ginseng Powder is a "saviour" for us all.

Sounds like you are worshipping a grown image.

Orac <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Dave said:

The next two GlowLife Seminars on Bing Han Ginseng are full. There
will be more in a city near you soon, for those who wish to learn
about something very
special. Bing Han Refined Ginseng Powder is a "saviour" for us all.

More like a savior to your bank account.

It never ceases to amuse me how those alties who castigate doctors and
pharmaceutical companies for making money are just as anxious to get
the green themselves.

Or how they shamelessly exploit religious imagery to sell things.

"Eric Bohlman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Orac <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Dave said:

The next two GlowLife Seminars on Bing Han Ginseng are full. There
will be more in a city near you soon, for those who wish to learn
about something very
special. Bing Han Refined Ginseng Powder is a "saviour" for us all.

More like a savior to your bank account.

It never ceases to amuse me how those alties who castigate doctors and
pharmaceutical companies for making money are just as anxious to get
the green themselves.

Or how they shamelessly exploit religious imagery to sell things.

Years ago thee was a supplement called "G-d's Recipe".

http://www.google.com/groups?q=acme+lightening+rod+group:alt.support.attn-deficit&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=19991009174620.24041.00000099%40ngol02.aol.com&rnum=1

and then...

http://www.ftc.gov/os/1998/12/9623270jcmp.htm
http://www.ftc.gov/os/1998/12/9623270cmp.htm
and
http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/features/kidsupp.htm

See? My salespitch was right on!