Alric Knebel he ran away,
Alric Knebel had no balls to play.
I bend him over near every night,
and he would yell "that feels so RIGHT".
I pummel his ass and call him "[censored]",
and he lights my cig after I scratch my itch.
He proved he was a [censored] without testes,
and he screamed for more when I had him on his knees.
Alric Knebel he likes his load,
squirted down his throat like a horny toad.
He licks, he sucks, he loves his [censored],
he'll be glad to take yours like shooting in a sock.
Or The Alric Knebel song, sung to the theme song from "Dan'l Boone" TV
show (the REAL Dan'l Boone Fess Parker, because anyone named "Fess"
has gotta be a cool guy).
Alric Knebel was a man...
Uh, we hit a snag already, that won't work. I'll get back to ya.