Rubbing thigh help.

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Dear Thunder Thighs, I've got the same problem. To fix it, I hike my pants up until I have some
serious male cameltoe. Actually, I'm not totally kidding. But not when I'm walking, only when I'm
running and I start to feel the burn. Vaseline helps down there too. Who'd have thought it's for
more than... never mind.

Yeah, the problem with my pants is definitely that the crotch hangs a little too low, and there's no
fabric between my legs. Maybe I should start wearing jeans again. I remember rubbing holes in the
pants, not in my legs.

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One thing I definitely DON'T recommend is Icy Hot or Tiger Balm. Take my word for it.

I can imagine. Fortunately, I'd never try something like that.

JS

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Jan Sacharuk said:

Cycling has some nasty side effects.

For one thing, I've gotten bigger and stronger with all the riding I've done over the past
couple of years. Also, I hate walking more than ever now. My thighs have grown large enough now
that when I walk, they rub together. My boxer-briefs don't cover the area properly, and pants
don't really seperate my legs well enough either. So, now when I walk, there's a section of
thigh that rubs on each leg. So, now I've got a sore where I've rubbed the skin away on my
inner left thigh, and I don't know how to stop it and let it heal. I tried a bandaid, and that
didn't work. None of my clothes do it, except for my non-baggy cycling shorts, but I figure I'm
not giving the wound any room to breathe if I wear those around all the time. I'm going to try
a large gauze bandage tomorrow to see if that helps at all.

I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice?

JS

Have you tried walking like a cowboy? Get a hat and some chaps and no one will think anything
of it.

Or just wear a "Gay Pride" tee-shirt.

Now you gone n done it! I'm LOL!

Paladin

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strangely, my thighs are the same size. the only thing that shows of rubbing is a curious lack of
hair on the inner thigh where they rub from time to time.

That's what I USED to have. Apparently, this year of cycling has given me more leg than before, and
I now have a spot that's bald AND bleeding a little. :P

JS

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Technician wrote:

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for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again...

JS is not female, you doof. Even if you haven't been around long enough to pick that up, the clues
are there in the message (boxer-briefs?!)

That aside, it's true. I'm not female. I didn't think that anyone was paying that much attention to
remember that I'm a guy. 😄

JS

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Jan Sacharuk thoughtfully penned:

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In article said:

Dear Thunder Thighs, I've got the same problem. To fix it, I hike my pants up until I have some
serious male cameltoe. Actually, I'm not totally kidding. But not when I'm walking, only when I'm
running and I start to feel the burn. Vaseline helps down there too. Who'd have thought it's for
more than... never mind.

Yeah, the problem with my pants is definitely that the crotch hangs a little too low, and there's
no fabric between my legs. Maybe I should start wearing jeans again. I remember rubbing holes in
the pants, not in my legs.

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One thing I definitely DON'T recommend is Icy Hot or Tiger Balm. Take my word for it.

I can imagine. Fortunately, I'd never try something like that.

JS

dang I guess my panty hose (control style, extra lycra) either didn't show up, went completely over
your heads, or is being ignored.

Penny

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In article said:

Technician wrote:

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for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again...

JS is not female, you doof. Even if you haven't been around long enough to pick that up, the
clues are there in the message (boxer-briefs?!)

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That aside, it's true. I'm not female. I didn't think that anyone was paying that much attention
to remember that I'm a guy. 😄

JS

Hmm, i am very sorry.

Just haven't met any men named Jan so i assumed.
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Penny S. said:

dang I guess my panty hose (control style, extra lycra) either didn't show up, went completely
over your heads, or is being ignored.

but if you dno' shave, the hair gets all clumpy and pokes through the hose in a most unsighlty
manner. (My Doc suggested I wear them to prevent blood clots after my "big" knee surgery about 6
years ago.)

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Cycling has some nasty side effects.

For one thing, I've gotten bigger and stronger with all the riding I've done over the past couple
of years. Also, I hate walking more than ever now.

My thighs have grown large enough now that when I walk, they rub together. My boxer-briefs don't
cover the area properly, and pants don't really seperate my legs well enough either. So, now when
I walk, there's a section of thigh that rubs on each leg. So, now I've got a sore where I've
rubbed the skin away on my inner left thigh, and I don't know how to stop it and let it heal. I
tried a bandaid, and that didn't work. None of my clothes do it, except for my non-baggy cycling
shorts, but I figure I'm not giving the wound any room to breathe if I wear those around all the
time. I'm going to try a large gauze bandage tomorrow to see if that helps at all.

I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice?

JS

Have you tried rubbing some baby power on your legs? And Aloe Vera gel on the sores at night.
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Cycling has some nasty side effects.

For one thing, I've gotten bigger and stronger with all the riding I've done over the past
couple of years. Also, I hate walking more than ever now.

My thighs have grown large enough now that when I walk, they rub together. My boxer-briefs don't
cover the area properly, and pants don't really seperate my legs well enough either. So, now
when I walk, there's a section of thigh that rubs on each leg. So, now I've got a sore where
I've rubbed the skin away on my inner left thigh, and I don't know how to stop it and let it
heal. I tried a bandaid, and that didn't work. None of my clothes do it, except for my non-baggy
cycling shorts, but I figure I'm not giving the wound any room to breathe if I wear those around
all the time. I'm going to try a large gauze bandage tomorrow to see if that helps at all.

I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice?

Go "commando".

JD

AKA: freeballing. This was the solution along with medicated powder the chief corpsman gave me for a
rash a had way back when I was in the Navy.

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for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again...

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dang I guess my panty hose (control style, extra lycra) either didn't show up, went completely
over your heads, or is being ignored.

I admit, perhaps it went over my head a bit, but it doesn't seem to really make good sense to me.
I'm trying to DECREASE my discomfort, and I can't really see the panty hose making me feel any
better. I mean, the sore is irritating, t'be sure, but it's not really gonna kill me. On the other
hand, wearing panty hose to keep my thighs from rubbing would almost certainly make me batty.

JS

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Technician said:

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

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That aside, it's true. I'm not female. I didn't think that anyone was paying that much attention
to remember that I'm a guy. 😄

JS

Hmm, i am very sorry.

Just haven't met any men named Jan so i assumed.

I've known two different guys with that moniker, but they didn't pronounce it "Jan". It came out
more as "Yohn" (rhyming with John).

Dunno how JS pronounces it, though.

Kathleen

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again...

JS is not female, you doof. Even if you haven't been around long enough to pick that up, the
clues are there in the message (boxer-briefs?!)

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

That aside, it's true. I'm not female. I didn't think that anyone was paying that much attention
to remember that I'm a guy. 😄

JS

Hmm, i am very sorry.

Just haven't met any men named Jan so i assumed.

Hah, no worries. I've lived with this for 26 years, so I'm used to it.

I bet you thought to pronounce my name to rhyme with 'Anne'. Actually, in my case, it's pronounced
to rhyme with 'Khan', and has a hard 'J'. So 'Jahn', not 'Yahn'. In the end, I tell everyone to just
call me 'Jon'. Easier than trying to teach everyone how to say it properly. I'm extra screwed,
'cause slavic people immediately assume they know how to say it, and sometimes tell me that I'm
pronouncing my own name WRONG.

I get some funny stories out of it, at least. My girlfriend and I were on a mailing list together
once, and everyone just assumed that we were lesbian lovers (something that we tried to play up for
a while), which was amusing. 🙂

JS

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ClydesdaleMTB said:

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I've got big thighs <debates showing embarassing picture... no>,

Awe c'mon...I'll show you mine if you show me yours:
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Oh man, mine's much worse than that. Oh well, if you can't laugh at yourself...

This was the result of a drunken 'who's got the biggest thighs competition?' in a bar in Madrid.
If you're going to look at it, put on the sunnies, my thighs have a 10000 candle power rating. And
*don't* look at the groin of the guy on the right. j-harris.net20.jpgOpen ↗

You legs look a lot like mine (though mine are a bit more tanned...a lot more tanned, actually 🙂

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Bet you looked at the groin of the guy on the right 🙂

Alas, yes.

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about 26" each. I've never had a problem with sores except for when I'm on the beach and wet
sand ends up on the inside of the thigh.

Oh, and I just measured my legs. They're about 26" each as well.

JS

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Jan Sacharuk thoughtfully penned:

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In article said:

dang I guess my panty hose (control style, extra lycra) either didn't show up, went completely
over your heads, or is being ignored.

I admit, perhaps it went over my head a bit, but it doesn't seem to really make good sense to me.
I'm trying to DECREASE my discomfort, and I can't really see the panty hose making me feel any
better. I mean, the sore is irritating, t'be sure, but it's not really gonna kill me. On the other
hand, wearing panty hose to keep my thighs from rubbing would almost certainly make me batty.

JS

they reduce friction.

penny

Jan Sacharuk said:

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the sunnies, my thighs have a 10000 candle power rating. And *don't* look at the groin of the guy
on the right.

"turtle d!ck"

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The guy on the lft has had some knee surgery, eh? I recognize those markings all too well

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The guy on the lft has had some knee surgery, eh? I recognize those markings all too well

Obviously not that well - I've never had surgery on my knees 🙂

Those markings (I assume your referring to the patches where the skin is missing) are from a rugby
tournament I played that weekend. All the other marks are just normal scars.

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Penny S. said:

Jan Sacharuk thoughtfully penned:

Quoted message said:

In article said:

dang I guess my panty hose (control style, extra lycra) either didn't show up, went completely
over your heads, or is being ignored.

I admit, perhaps it went over my head a bit, but it doesn't seem to really make good sense to me.
I'm trying to DECREASE my discomfort, and I can't really see the panty hose making me feel any
better. I mean, the sore is irritating, t'be sure, but it's not really gonna kill me. On the other
hand, wearing panty hose to keep my thighs from rubbing would almost certainly make me batty.

JS

they reduce friction.

Yup. Our dive instructor recommended wearing them as an inner layer under your wetsuit.

Kathleen

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Technician wrote:

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for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again...

JS is not female, you doof. Even if you haven't been around long enough to pick that up, the
clues are there in the message (boxer-briefs?!)

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That aside, it's true. I'm not female. I didn't think that anyone was paying that much attention
to remember that I'm a guy. 😄

JS

You are _never_ a guy! No waaayyyy!

Shaun aRe - heh........

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Have you tried rubbing some baby power on your legs? And Aloe Vera gel on the sores at night.

I'll try that baby powder thing the next time I'm wearing normal pants. (I've been wearing my Oakley
shorts the last couple of days, and they have a fitted lycra short in them.)

JS

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