Rising rodent tide

Quoted message said:

First the squirrels came for the bicyclists, but I said nothing
because I was picking myself up off the ground.

Next the squirrels chewed through the line, but I said nothing because
I lost my cable connection.

Then the squirrels came for the letter carriers, and I couldn't even
mail a letter to warn anyone about the menace:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/02/D8L51GN00.html

So today I put the pumpkin out in the back yard and hoped that the
squirrels would come for it and leave me alone.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

They're vicious I tell you.

Even Steve Irwin wouldn't mess with the murderous little tree rats.

Ron

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

First the squirrels came for the bicyclists, but I said nothing
because I was picking myself up off the ground.

Next the squirrels chewed through the line, but I said nothing because
I lost my cable connection.

Then the squirrels came for the letter carriers, and I couldn't even
mail a letter to warn anyone about the menace:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/02/D8L51GN00.html

So today I put the pumpkin out in the back yard and hoped that the
squirrels would come for it and leave me alone.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

Have you been riding in Valley Forge National Historical Park??
The home of the Pennsylvania Killer Squirrel?

I rode the trail through there the other day and saw several of them
waiting to attack. Then they realized that I was on a recumbent ticycle
and started to roll over laughing and pointing.

They let me pass unharmed.....🙂

HAND

H M Leary said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

First the squirrels came for the bicyclists, but I said nothing
because I was picking myself up off the ground.

Next the squirrels chewed through the line, but I said nothing because
I lost my cable connection.

Then the squirrels came for the letter carriers, and I couldn't even
mail a letter to warn anyone about the menace:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/02/D8L51GN00.html

So today I put the pumpkin out in the back yard and hoped that the
squirrels would come for it and leave me alone.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

Have you been riding in Valley Forge National Historical Park??
The home of the Pennsylvania Killer Squirrel?

I rode the trail through there the other day and saw several of them
waiting to attack. Then they realized that I was on a recumbent ticycle
and started to roll over laughing and pointing.

They let me pass unharmed.....🙂

Thanks for my morning laugh. I can start the day.

Ron