Sensor integrity, you say? While wiping sensors might prevent corrosion, it won' conspiracy theories, ghost riders, or power-hungry poltergeists.
If your data's haunted, maybe it's time for an exorcism. Or, you know, a firmware update. Same difference, really.
Just roll with those spikes; they're just part of the thrilling ups and downs of life. Embrace the chaos, and never mind that feeling in your gut telling you something's off. Who needs consistency when you can have excitement?
ANT+ or Bluetooth? Pah, which protocol you choose is as arbitrary as naming your training bike. Go with your favorite color, and let fate take the reins.
Sweaty rides? More like sweaty vibes. Don't let a little moisture get in the way of your inner peace. And hey, if your sensors don't make it, at least you'll have some avant-garde performance art on your hands.
But seriously, if you're wrestling with power meter issues, don't take advice from the ghost in the machine. Seek help from the living. Keep asking questions and sharing your experiences; we're all in this pedaling circus together.