ok, we was starved. it was me, my girlfriend and my bro.
we go into this smorgasborg place, it was supposed to be primo
we go in, hungry as we were it looked clean enough
we got our allotment of empty plates and an empty cup and headed off
to the feeding troughs.
we found us a table, and headed off to fill our plates. And we did. We
sat back down to eat.
About that time here come a man and his family. They had all climbed
out of a station wagon near the front door. You could tell they were
living in their car. Everyone was tattered and pasty, not very healthy
looking. One child was in a wheel chair, another was in a stroller
laying down.
I passed by and looked into the stroller, ! it was an adult looking at
me in there.
woah. They were stringy and greasy looking, the man had on a tank top
and matching brown silky shorts, his armpit hairs over the buffet
knocked me out of the race. I didn't want anymore food.
Next thing, they were sneezing in rounds. whew.
we never went back there again.
The lesson is, mind your own plate, don't look around while you're
eating.
You never know what you're putting in your mouth from a buffet.