Does the above (undoubtably rubbish) description sound familiar to anybody? Can anybopdy make any (reasonably serious) suggestions other than to bin it and buy a proper bike rack?!)
Not being at all sarcastic, but this is an MPV. Fold down the seats, and put the bikes in the back standing up. Get a couple of old blankets to wrap them in, or just pad out the chainring and chain areas. Going a bit further, you can get bike carriers for internal use. Take the front wheel off, and they clamp the forks. I guarantee Chrysler dealers will have these in a catalogue.
