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Re: Uni-Cyclocross WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!

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  1. A Poem:

    _CRY_BAN_PUBES_NOT_FLAN_

    One wheeled egos Upset and crying
    Where IS the mommy?
    This man presents challenges
    I don't like what he's saying
    UNCLE MONTY's HAIR IS GRAYING!

    Instanly like oatmeal
    forum Queen deems ban
    irrepantsless of efforts
    by daring daring dan
    YUBAN.

    Mysteriously like Liquid Plumber
    The ban itself becomes banned
    Can't hold the question
    Queen: are you a cutter? or a runner?
    YES! YES! ALMOND BUTTER!

    Childhood memories repressed
    The sand in your pants itches
    the robes may have made you undressed
    Yet it is I who am flicking your switches.
    SANDWICHES!

    Now Stand I say! Off to group!
    Make the wallets!
    The Lanyards!
    The Moccasins!
    Work and time may belay the hating, berating, complaining.
    THE MOON IS WAXING, NOT WANING!

    So ban away don't listen.
    "Why can't people be like me?"
    That man stirs the hive.
    "you poopy-doody. not like me"
    One wheeled wonders seek external validation
    "But I'm cool. My mom said so"
    Would that My words cause reflection
    "I'm making a linux based unicycle out of my own pubic hair."
    LOVE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BRING IT

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  2. What other one-wheeled event has a) a movie already on shelves
    everywhere (assuming many people keep their computers on some sort of
    shelf,) b) a song written specificially for the event, and 3) Their
    very own Poet Laureat? The Olympics come to mind...yep, just the
    Olympics. Guess that makes the World Unicross Championship on par with
    those games.

    Nuff said? Problably not but if you haven't seen the movie posted on
    crankmychain.com, go look.

    BTW - Dan's not Doper, I know Doper and he's no Dan.

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