"Martin Bulmer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
You know you need to diet when, dressed in cycling gear you enter a pub for lunch, and hear the locals whisper, "The only gay in THIS village. Roll on winter.
You've got to affect overly macho actions in summer like going past a load of young lads and blowing out both nostrils or taking a big gulp of water at the lights, drinking nearly all of it then seeing how far you can spit the rest ;-)
