Just do it doggy style and you'll never notice the breath.
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[email hidden] <[email hidden]> stated
| People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
| world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
| Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb
| turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of
| toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies.
| People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a
| breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench.
| If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in
| sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under
| the water in their toilet at all times.