"Ed" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Man, I thought I've seen some odd things in the gym from lifting in flip flops to unusual "exercises" but today took the prize. Someone left a skid mark on the bench and I was the fortunate one to find it. I sat down on the bench and leaned forward to stretch and noticed the distinct aroma of [censored]. Still makes me cringe when I think about it. I told the lady at the desk that she may want to disinfect the bench. Someone must've really needed a ass wiping.
Oh you're one of those people who believe you're supposed to wipe your ass until spotless? (you're not the only person to have that incorrect assumption, my wife thinks the same thing).
When wiping, you don't have to keep at it until the toilet paper comes away clean! Once a "dry-brush" effect is achieved that's sufficient.
Underwear (you do wear underwear don't you?) acts as a strainer, allowing the small pieces (and any liquids) to pass through, but catching the larger pieces (the big pieces would just get stuck in your pant leg anyway).
This is the main reason almost all pants aren't "cuffed" (though some sweat pants do have elastic cuffs). Even when the pieces are filtered in the underwear trap, you still need a sufficiently loose pant leg opening to allow "drainage".
HTH
Nice! Reminds me of the fun we had with the toilet paper roll thread some months back. The "Twin Jumbo" toilet paper dispenser. -- -Larry
"Ed" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Man, I thought I've seen some odd things in the gym from lifting in flip flops to unusual "exercises" but today took the prize. Someone left a skid mark on the bench and I was the fortunate one to find it. I sat down on the bench and leaned forward to stretch and noticed the distinct aroma of [censored]. Still makes me cringe when I think about it. I told the lady at the desk that she may want to disinfect the bench. Someone must've really needed a ass wiping.
Oh you're one of those people who believe you're supposed to wipe your ass until spotless? (you're not the only person to have that incorrect assumption, my wife thinks the same thing).
When wiping, you don't have to keep at it until the toilet paper comes away clean! Once a "dry-brush" effect is achieved that's sufficient.
Underwear (you do wear underwear don't you?) acts as a strainer, allowing the small pieces (and any liquids) to pass through, but catching the larger pieces (the big pieces would just get stuck in your pant leg anyway).
This is the main reason almost all pants aren't "cuffed" (though some sweat pants do have elastic cuffs). Even when the pieces are filtered in the underwear trap, you still need a sufficiently loose pant leg opening to allow "drainage".
HTH
Nice! Reminds me of the fun we had with the toilet paper roll thread some months back. The "Twin Jumbo" toilet paper dispenser.
We got told off by a few for that one Larry, but it was great fun, as was this one!! ;o)
