Spammers_Should_Be_Shot said:
"Ed" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:Man, I thought I've seen some odd things in the gym from lifting in flip
flops to unusual "exercises" but today took the prize. Someone left a
skid mark on the bench and I was the fortunate one to find it. I sat
down on the bench and leaned forward to stretch and noticed the distinct
aroma of [censored]. Still makes me cringe when I think about it. I told
the lady at the desk that she may want to disinfect the bench. Someone
must've really needed a ass wiping.Oh you're one of those people who believe you're supposed to wipe your ass
until spotless? (you're not the only person to have that incorrect
assumption, my wife thinks the same thing).When wiping, you don't have to keep at it until the toilet paper comes away
clean! Once a "dry-brush" effect is achieved that's sufficient.
What's "toilet paper"??
Quoted message said:Underwear (you do wear underwear don't you?) acts as a strainer, allowing
the small pieces (and any liquids) to pass through, but catching the larger
pieces (the big pieces would just get stuck in your pant leg anyway).This is the main reason almost all pants aren't "cuffed" (though some sweat
pants do have elastic cuffs). Even when the pieces are filtered in the
underwear trap, you still need a sufficiently loose pant leg opening to
allow "drainage".HTH