Re: Retirement

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

As of today, this email address [email hidden] is being
retired.

Now I know that a lot of you newbie chuckleheads; dont understand the
enourmity of this event, so let me explain.

For years and years, I can roughshod over the vast majority of you
tools. I ran this group - all for the best. (Proof: Just look at how
it went in the crapper after i left.)

Kunich, I would like to laud you for finally expressing your man-love
tendencies. However, considering your recent Cancer-Tyler posts, I'm
glad to see that you are still a complete wackjob. Wackjobs make the
world a much more interesting place

I really am truly sorry for all the times that I got a little bit out
of hand and made fun of the many humourless humps that populate this
board.

I counted up all the posts, and I wrote about 17,000 messages to
rbr...which is about the same amount of letters that Thomas Jefferson.
Now I dont bang any black chicks, but how about giving me some props
anyway.

I'll leave you with more than you deserve:
Top 10 Greatest Albright moments.

1. When I told Len Pettyjohn and that dude that has the shakes, that
they were tools.
2. When I told Bruce Hickeypants he was a [censored] for blaming Amgen for
Lemond taking EPO, and the Bruce cried and left the group.
3. Pulling a can of whoop ass out and winning Albright-Coggan
deathmatch.
4. Curing myself of fingercancer with the help of Tom Kunich.
5. Leading Time Man of Year, before the Man got to me.
6. Bringing Brian Trdina to rbr and showing him how to use usenet.
7. Figuring out who Ron Jeremy was.
8. Calling out the Vaginators for being a bunch of druggies.
9. Fighting the good fight against that horrible human being LAnce
Armstrong and getting him so frustrated with my mental dominance that
he exclaimed, "Andrew Albright doesn't know [censored] from shinola"
10. Meeting my lifepartner Adam Hodges Meyerson.

11.
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tanx,
Howard

Butter is love.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?