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  1. "LoGo USA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    [...]

    Edward Dolan said:
    Quoted message said:

    Hells [sic] Bells...

    If one can't spell a phrase properly, why does he persist
    in overusing it? Is he stupid or what?

    Have you not noted my signature? I am Great and you are a dwarf. That means
    I can write anything any damn way I please. If you don't like, you can lump
    it. So why don't you?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    ... if I were writing for Atlantic Monthly...

    They would suggest that you dump it in the Pacific.

    Quoted message said:

    I engage with others... that is... why I am not a troll.

    Actually, that is the exact definition of a TROLL - a
    dark, unpleasant persona who stakes out a bridge (like
    ARBR) and pounces upon everyone who comes along, growling
    and stamping around, maybe even gnawing at a leg. Simple,
    inarguable fact: Ed = TROLL!

    Review the messages of Ed Gin from last winter. He was never responsive
    although I tried at first to engage him. He was a troll and I am not. Worse
    yet, he was a spamming troll who posted on threads that were irrelevant to
    his subject, which was all about going fast on some kind of crazy bike.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    If and when others do not find me interesting it will be
    time for me to find greener pastures.

    If? IF?!!! The TROLL's idea of a private joke, I suppose.
    The TROLL redefinition of 'interesting' is: irritating.
    For the record, 'when' was at least two years ago. Hard
    evidence abounds in ARBR archives - oh, but the TROLL
    never looks up anything or goes to links. During his many
    'final farewells' (another bit of private TROLL humor?),
    has any real human poster at ARBR ever asked the TROLL to
    stay or welcomed his return? Nope, I'm pretty sure that
    there's no one here who wants to even 'date', much less
    become 'engaged' with this TROLL!

    Wayne Leggett finds me extremely interesting as this thread died and went to
    hell ages ago. But still he persists. That is a compliment to me of course.
    Yes, I remain the most interesting person ever to post to Usenet in its
    entire history. That goes without saying, but I will say it anyway because I
    am so Great.

    Quoted message said:

    The sad truth is that the TROLL considers ARBR a very
    green pasture. He has an utterly selfish disregard for
    anyone else's time, energy, peace of mind, sense of
    camaraderie or expectations of the newsgroup's utility.
    There have been - historically, for the most part - no
    other TROLLS here, and he has (sickly) enjoyed a sense
    of uniqueness, and all too often being the center of a
    lot of attention, even though it is all negative.

    See Ed Gin's posts from last winter. He was the only troll ever to infest
    ARBR that I am aware of. I am comabative and that is all I am (besides being
    Great of course).

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Teddy [Kennedy] is a thorough going [sic - again]
    skunk[;] I will connect with him more than I ever
    could with any woman.


    [...]

    I do not like overly long words and I do not like semicolons, or did I
    already say that once or twice before. Oh, by the way, I still don't like
    compound words either. The longest word I have used recently was
    meaninglessness. God, that is one ugly looking word. It sounds bad too.
    Let's leave the long words to the Germans and the semicolons to the verse
    scribblers like you.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

    PS. I have taken this thread to RBM so they can enjoy Wayne Leggett, the
    Poet of ARBR (familiarly known as the Poet of [censored]), making a fool of
    himself. Maybe they can make some sense out of him, because I sure can't. I
    mean, I just get so tired of calling him an idiot all the time. Wayne
    Leggett is mainly into ass and sex like all failed poets. I have deleted
    from this message his customary allusions to ass and sex to spare the
    sensitivities of RBM members.

  2. Hey ARBR folks and whoever else Ed is annoying lately -

    The old BS blaster bleated:

    Quoted message said:

    I have taken this thread to RBM so [BLAH, BLAH, BLAH]...
    I am very much opposed to cross-posting. I am only doing
    a very limited amount of it with RBM in the hopes of
    [BLAH, BLAH, BLAH]...

    No phony explanations or lying rationalizations needed -
    it's a natural process for a cross poster to become a
    cross-poster; it's called degeneration. The only thing
    the TROLL has said on the subject that I believe is:

    Quoted message said:

    That way lies bedlam.

    More TROLLish treatise:

    Quoted message said:

    ... ass and sex... ass and sex... ass and sex... ass
    and sex... ass and sex... ass and sex...

    Is that connection hardwired in this TROLL's brain, or
    is it yet another "mysterious allusion" to his personal
    preferences which we are expected to 'glean from his
    prolix profundity'?

    Interestingly, the TROLL who swears:

    Quoted message said:

    I never edit posts... I respond completely...

    seems to have missed on both counts with his last
    (half-assed) reply to mine. Maybe since he cross-posted
    it to RBM, he wanted to avoid a bit of self-embarrassment
    for hinting at a more intimate relationship with Senator
    Kennedy than being merely 'bridge partners'. Even if the
    devious deviant has given up denying his limp-wristed
    leanings, I suspect he would still prefer that no other
    Usenet groups learn he's lusting for a left-wing liberal.

    He also seems to have either ignored or accepted my direct
    answer to this question:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    During his many 'final farewells' (another bit of
    private TROLL humor?), has any real human poster at
    ARBR ever asked the TROLL to stay or welcomed his
    return? Nope...

    But it seems to me that Ed had a bit of an off night. Was
    he maybe spending too much time viewing and re-viewing
    pirated VCDs of 'Brokeback Mountain' to meet his usual
    quota of bigoted BS on Usenet?

    Quoted message said:

    I can't decided [sic] whether I am more a King, a Great
    Saint or a God!

    I'm sure that he would find a much better fit if he would
    simply expand his categories to include pitiable speller
    and TROLL. After all as I, along with many others, have
    pointed out:

    Quoted message said:

    ... that is the persona [Ed has] assumed for Usenet
    purposes.

    Well, most of us do the best we can with whatever brains
    and talents we have; a person who does less but claims
    he is capable of much, much more is almost always a
    bald-faced liar. The question remains: Is Ed truly dumb
    enough to believe he can BS his way through a brick wall?

    Like any monkey on a typewriter is bound to do eventually
    Ol' Fumble Fingers did come up with one good (even if
    hopelessly unoriginal) suggestion:

    Quoted message said:

    Maybe we [TROLLS] could get our own newsgroup where all
    we would ever do is slam one another.

    Could, should and please! And hey, why not call it Monkey
    Island? I hope the fools have fun. As always, I'm ready
    to get back to recumbents here.

    More? ...
    Wayne

  3. LoGo USA said:

    ....
    More TROLLish treatise:

    Quoted message said:

    ... ass and sex... ass and sex... ass and sex... ass
    and sex... ass and sex... ass and sex...

    Hmmm... See
    <http://www.arur.de/liegerad-cartoons1.html?&tx_lzgallery_pi1[showUid]=77&tx_lzgallery_pi1[old]=5x5x1&tx_lzgallery_pi1[pic]=15&tx_lzgallery_pi1[colrows]=1x1>.

    --
    Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

  4. "LoGo USA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Edward Dolan wrote:
    [...]

    All top posters are idiots!

    Anyone who does give any attributions is also an idiot!
    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    More TROLLish treatise:

    Quoted message said:

    ... ass and sex... ass and sex... ass and sex... ass
    and sex... ass and sex... ass and sex...

    Don't believe me? Just review his previous post and you will see his mindset
    displayed in all its glory. His poetry on ARBR is full of nothing but
    allusions to ass and sex. A failed poet is a fearsome thing to contemplate.
    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    He also seems to have either ignored or accepted my direct
    answer to this question:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    During his many 'final farewells' (another bit of
    private TROLL humor?), has any real human poster at
    ARBR ever asked the TROLL to stay or welcomed his
    return? Nope...

    Wayne Leggett never gets any responses at all except from me. All the world
    knows that poets are sissies and are into themselves. He likes to use lots
    of ellipses, colons, semicolons and brackets to show us how dumb he is. But
    he does not have to prove anything to me. I KNOW how dumb he is. He is dummy
    dumb. I mean dumber than dumb. Like dumb, dumb, dumb.
    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    Well, most of us do the best we can with whatever brains
    and talents we have; a person who does less but claims
    he is capable of much, much more is almost always a
    bald-faced liar. The question remains: Is Ed truly dumb
    enough to believe he can BS his way through a brick wall?

    I would be a fool to waste much time and effort on newgroups that are full
    of nothing but idiots. But is Wayne Leggett telling us that this is as goods
    he gets. Reread what he has written and come to your own conclusions.

    Quoted message said:

    Like any monkey on a typewriter is bound to do eventually
    Ol' Fumble Fingers did come up with one good (even if
    hopelessly unoriginal) suggestion:

    Quoted message said:

    Maybe we [TROLLS] could get our own newsgroup where all
    we would ever do is slam one another.

    Could, should and please! And hey, why not call it Monkey
    Island? I hope the fools have fun. As always, I'm ready
    to get back to recumbents here.

    I believe Wayne Leggett has a bike shop (selling recumbent trikes named
    LoGo) somewhere in these United States. Would you want to buy a bike from
    him or, God forbid, go for a bike ride with him? He used to post his website
    address as part of his signature, but he has stopped doing that. He is no
    doubt ashamed of himself the way he has been carrying on.

    The problem as I see it is that he is jealous of me. Well, I don't blame
    him. There is a lot to be jealous of. Hells Bells, if I were him I would be
    jealous of me too.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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